I once tried to drive my Toyota Corolla with a stick shift on the Autobahn, but German authorities flagged me down and informed me that was illegal...

So I drove down the manualbahn instead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2019
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I bleached half my hair about 6 months ago and I drive a Corolla. Corolla de Vil?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlytherinAhri
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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What do you get when you lick a Toyota?

The corolla virus.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why did the man take his Toyota to the ER?

It had Corolla virus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jason_lmoa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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I was driving my Toyota when I started noticing some symptoms

Naturally, I went to the doctor, and unfortunately I tested positive for Corolla Virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strawberrical
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The casino was giving a lucky winner a Toyota.

It's a Corolla of the dice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/13toycar
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2020
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