The cornier the better
Edit: thank you for all the cake day wishes, itβs amaizeing
Thank you for the awards!
He said to his wife "It's going to rain."
His wife looks at him and says "What? How do you know?"
He then proceeds to look his wife dead in the eyes and exclaims: "Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
I just got a strawberry JELLY-fish. Next on the hit list is a thermos. What other dad jokes and puns can I dedicate my needle therapy to? The cornier/dad-ier the better.
They had two types of corn bread and my mother and I were trying to figure out what the difference between them was.
I looked at her with a grin slowly spreading across my face and said "maybe one is cornier."
I had to go outside for a minute because I was laughing so hard at my own joke.
