Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What do you call a gay cookout?

An LGBBQ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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The little girl lined her dolls up at the cookout.

It was a Barbie queue.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Daughter: Ewww. Dad, someone at this cookout has deodorant that is not working.

Dad: It's not me - I'm not wearing any deodorant!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phish_tacos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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I told my buddy that I was having a cookout and that he could bring whatever meat he wanted. He showed up with a box of sausages.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Hosted a gender reveal for my pal, it was a cookout after a couple hours they asked when are you going to tell us the gender?

What do you mean? It’s a grill.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WisemenGaming
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What can go wrong at a cookout will go wrong

Murphy's Slaw

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SenpaiSamaChan
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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What do you call a USMC DI at a cookout?

The Grill Master Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossum81
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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We were outside preparing for an Easter cookout...

My girlfriends mom: "That storm cloud is really making me nervous!"

Girlfriends brother: "Oh, I'm pretty sure it's going to pass over."

Me: "Passover? It's Easter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/187TROOPER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2016
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My kids lost their wiffle ball at the family cookout....

They made a ball from some aluminum foil. My dad told them that now they're playing with a "Wif-foil ball".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RolbyCice
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2015
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I said Cookout was one of a college kid's staples...

Dad said he heard it was one of their paper clips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BEAVER_ATTACKS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2015
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Condiments for a cookout.

My dad and I were in the store looking for supplies for a cookout. We decided to split the list and find things on our own. I got sauerkraut. I had never seen what sauerkraut, so I asked my dad what it looked like. he said, "Just look for an angry German."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moozie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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My 2.5 year old told his first dad joke.

While traveling to a cookout at my dads house, my wife (W) was working through the alphabet with my son (s)

Letter β€œI”: W: β€œ I is for..... iguana” S: β€œiguana.... iguana go outside.” W: looks at me. I look at him. S: (in his best dad style, cheesy laugh) β€œha, ha.”

He had no idea what he said. But gosh we got a kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imahntr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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My dad won't stop til he's dead in the ground

A while back, I had a small housewarming cookout. While my dad was eating a burger and I was still on the grill, he had some sort of episode where his heart stopped. Ambulance came and took him to the hospital and now he's doing fine again.

However... He tells all his friends now "You should try my son's grilling. He makes killer burgers. They're absolutely to die for"

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Now THAT'S a devoted dad-joker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticblacksmith
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Making up for a typo with a great dad joke.

Dad was talking on a Facebook event post about a cookout/party.

Dad: I'll probably have to get some bear and sodas.

Then another post, though he could have just edited the typo.

Dad: Beer, not bear. That would be pretty grizzly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-kenturd-
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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I told my buddy that I was having a cookout and that he could bring whatever meat he wanted. He showed up with a box of sausages.

It was a wurst case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tvkyle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He found the grill of his dreams!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brockleeham
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the Grill of his Dreams

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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