First lady: Isn’t it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, let’s have a cup of tea.
I think Texas coming. What will Delaware? I don’t know, Alaska! Iowa thanks to you for bringing this up! Maybe we can play some Tennessee? Indiana just don’t think we’ll know what to expect. Like last time, we don’t know Michigan.
...It took a while to herd them together but I finally got them all under control.
He spilled the beans!
I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.
Explaination: Priyanka Chopra marries Nick Jonas
"We first need to prey."
Because they're antipasti.
Ant-arctica.
It field me with joy
He decides to get something to eat. Two lines exist, one with skinny men and the other with men with beer guts. He asked the pastor if there was a difference between the lines.
"Yes," the pastor said. "The one with thin men in it is to get to the food booth. The other is for beer. It is the paunch line."
His condition is said to be improving, but he's not out of the woods yet.
My coworker and I were talking on a Monday about the picnic she went on over the weekend. She was saying how there were a lot of bees out covering all the sodas and punch and how the hornets kept getting in people's beer. I told her I knew why...
Bees tend to like sweet things but hornets like to get a little buzzed.
They had a foreman team.
My brother looked over to a sign that pointed out to where the cakewalk would be. He had never been to a cakewalk before, and so he asks out loud, 'Hey, Mom, what's a cakewalk?'
Mom thought for a moment, and she had never been in one either. She shrugged. 'I don't know, I've never been to a cakewalk.' My dad simply chuckled and responded. 'That's because we always do things the hard way.'
