Campout Puns

My little brother is in Boy Scouts, and I decided to go with my dad to a campout. One of the dads was wearing torn pants, and...

Me: Wow, your pants have holes everywhere.

Other Dad: They're my church pants.

My Dad: Because they're holy.

I'm convinced they planned it.

Context: I'm homeschooled and a Boy Scout, there's a campout in the next few weeks we can take our bikes to

I'm Skyping with my grandma who lives several hours away from me and my brother is up there visiting, and he said I can't borrow his bike. I told him "I wasn't anyways, it doesn't have brakes." and a few seconds later I said "So I guess there's nothing you can do to stop me."

We all laughed and there was a groan.