A list of puns related to "Cracker (band)"
The seal was broken.
I just got a $750,000 line of credit for my business through Truist and my banker invited me to breakfast. Is this normal practice?
I am all down for it. Just wondering if you had any neat stories with your Banker?
EDIT: For those who are asking about my business, here is an AMA I did about my biz: https://www.reddit.com/r/Entrepreneur/comments/n487fd/ama_i_am_in_the_top_1_of_amazon_sellers_out_of_25/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
The Doors.
One asked, "Why are we going so fast?" "Don't you see?" said the other. "It says 'Tear along dashed line.'"
I'm an introvert. I don't have ten friends to share a cheese plate and a full roll of crackers with. Sometimes I just want to have five crackers with some tuna and mayonnaise. But when I open the plastic packaging of the cracker roll enough to pull the crackers out, it rips open too far, and then twisting the sleeve and putting a rubber band around it doesn't keep out all the air. And then I end up with 3/4 a row of stale crackers.
Today I finished a can of Pringles, and I had almost a full sleeves of crackers. And I had the epiphany that I could put the whole sleeves of crackers into the empty tube, and it would keep it fresh and I wouldn't have to use a clip or rubber band, and fiddle with the bag every time.
(TEDxTalk Theme Plays, there is clapping from the audience as a human size arthropod walks onto the stage. Clapping dies down.) Hi, I'm President Polfukri Lopetkin of The Kobarian Union!
(*clicks* Projector screen - Shows President Polfukri kissing a baby in a crowd of other supporters. Crowd - *awww*)
I'm currently serving my second elect 4-year term. We are a civilized fanatic xenophile and egalitarian republic. Just like you! About 40 years ago, in the year 2439, The Absorbers of Athas
(*clicks* Projector screen - Shows current dictator of Atha. Crowd - *Boooo!*)
and current president at the time, got into minor border disputes and couldn't agree on which wars to fight. It turned into a hot debate when the Atha decided it was best that they leave our federation.
(*clicks* Projector screen -Show Dictator of Atha flipping off the camera. Crowd - *Gasp*)
Little did we know, after they had left, the Atha had roughly the same size military but their fleet's power was great due to their research intuitions. Impending doom swept are empire as we knew The Atha would surely attack. Our scientists decided it was best to create the doomsday weapon of mass destruction, the World Cracker
(*clicks* Projector Screen - Shows a short video demonstration of the world cracker. Crowd *Whoooa*)
We named this colossal Doug. Doug the World Cracker. By the time Doug's weapons capabilities were field tested and ready for action, the Atha thought it was best to attack. With little knowledge of where they're fleet would attack, we left every boarder undefended to carry Doug the World Cracker to The Atha's Capital Athanebia
(*click* Projector Screen - Shows a cartoon drawing of the planet Athanebia with a flag on top saying "eww". Crowd - *Laughs*) .
By surviving with the grit of our teeth and losing our systems in the process, due to the overwhelming power, Doug... had arrived.
(*click* Projector Screen - Shows Doug in action destroying Athanebia)
By blowing Athanebia to shards of rock, and destroying 6 additional worlds in the process, the Atha surrendered to our MIGHT- I mean, our diplomatic ways. As of today, because of Doug, we have managed to catch up in the tech race. As for us and the Atha, the Atha are still a threat to our nation's survival, even now as we speak. For those who think World Crackers are a waste of valuable resources, and is just a roleplaying instrument... Maybe. But world crackers, like Doug
(*clicks* Projector Screen
... keep reading on reddit β‘Cracker Finance
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