A hammer.
“Hey, there’s no fortune in here” Me: “that’s unfortunate”
My fortune cookie: “your sense of humor will get you through difficult times”.
Without hesitation my wife said, "that's unfortunate"
"Your S.O. is also your friend... nakama."
"Be Positive"
I feel very fortunate!
I was out to lunch with a few colleagues at a local Chinese buffet. The way seating is laid out, we four were seated at a long table with a couple on either end of us. The couple to my left received their fortune cookies and the lady cracked hers open. I heard her disappointment as she told her husband in anguish "There's no fortune in mine! My fortune cookie has no fortune!"
I looked at her and said "Ma'am, that's unfortunate." All my colleagues collectively sighed, and my buddy across the table from me said "You know what scrovak, that was so bad, she gets your cookie now."
The lady was delighted both at the joke and the new cookie.
Well, screw you too, cookie!
He declared "that is most unfortunate".
And they say you cant create your own destiny.
Good bakers always make plenty of dough.
That's no fortune.
"Help, I'm trapped in a chinese fortune cookie factory."
Never gets old.
Guess you can call it fortunATE.
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He opened it up and complained, "Hey, there's no fortune in here!" to which I replied, "That's unfortunate."
Whenever we were at a chinese restaurant, my dad would read his forture cookie, "Help, I'm being held captive in a chinese cookie factory"
This is a proud tradition that i carry on with my children.
Q: Where does virgin wool come from?
A: UGLY SHEEP.
...still makes me laugh no matter how many times I hear it.
How unfortunate.
How unfortunate for me.
It was very unfortunate
Dad: Well thats unfortunate
I said "that's unfortunate."
Dad: That’s unfortunate
Me: "Well that was unfortunate."
Help I'm trapped in a fortune cookie factory.
