A list of puns related to "Commuting"
Don't worry. He eventually got into the swing of things.
My friend asked me what I was train...ing for
They ended up with Carpool Chunnel Syndrome.
But for some reason, whenever I bring out MC Escherβs art, I get weird stairs.
Grass I lied about the wheels.
Boss: Hard drive?
Me: No, the commute was fine. Itβs my laptop.
He approached me after I had parked in my driveway and asked if I knew why he was writing me a ticket.
I told him I had no idea what I had done wrong.
He said that he followed me for my entire commute and not once did I get in an accident. He fined me for wreck-less driving.
It helps me get from Station to Station
Another case of Carpool Tunnel Syndrome
The cross roads
It takes a toll on everybody.
My fiancΓ©e asked the appraiser if he took the train into work and he said "no way, the train takes me. I'd have to eat a whole bunch of Wheaties before I could haul something that big."
He also had three daughters. A diamond dad joke.
He got caught up in a noose-paper.
We had a friend in town this weekend whose flight was this afternoon, so she was staying at the house for a while after my wife and I left for work. About halfway through my commute I was overtaken by a terrible sense of dread and panic that I forgotten to flush the toilet and our friend was going to come face to face with a semi-fresh dookie when she went to the restroom.
I was so mortified at this that I preemptively texted her to warn her and requested that she please, for both our sake's, flush the toilet prior to lifting the lid. We may never know whether I needed to send that text-- it was a real Schrodinger Scat situation.
This is sort of a TIFU, but I have no idea if I actually did and I'm not sure she would have the heart to tell me anyway.
"What happens when the fog lifts in Los Angeles?" "U.C.L.A"
Needless to say, it made my morning commute.
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