A list of puns related to "Congestion"
I told her it was all in her head
That'snot going to happen.
Moo-cinex
Luckily there was no traffic congestion...
Humbly submitted, Dad
A snotty Pavarotti!
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
Me: It's misery!
Girlfriend: This is California.
Because he had too much junk in his trunk!
Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours!
... could lead to mayonnaisal congestion.
A truck carrying Vicks Vapour Rub has spilt its load on the Freeway
Police are warning of no congestion for up to 8 hours.
The cops are saying there will be no congestion for eight hours.
I was making tea with lemon juice to clear up my congestion, and my wife wanted me to use the one real lemon we have but I wanted to use the plastic lemon container stuff. Eventually she got exasperated, put the lemon in my hand, and said "WHEN WIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE LEMON TEA."
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
My GPS says there's some congestion up ahead.
We were talking about how in London, there are congestion charges and the parking is super expensive so electricians often hire a driver because it ends up cheaper than paying the other charges.
I said "Trust an electrician to find the path of least resistance."
My mom, my dad, and I started our journey across the US together in a Uhaul today. My mom likes to freak out. While in traffic, this happened.
Mom: Oh my god, why are we stopping?
Dad: Just a little bit of congestion.
Me: cough
Dad: Very good.
Me: Thanks.
Moments like these make a 26 hour drive cramped in a Uhaul together worth it.
Amazingly, there was no congestion for 8 hours.
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