A list of puns related to "Freeways"
Amazingly there was no congestion for 8 hours!
No one really knows what happened to it, but most people think it just disappeared.
it was braking gnus.
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
The turning point for me was the onramp
"Trout Motel. Sounds fishy."
Mom joke?
That's the word on the street at least.
...I heard that was a great school."
My wife groaned the rest of the drive to her parents house. Also, I'm not a dad but I think I'm ready.
"It wouldn't be so windy here if they would shut off those fans!"
Does that mean we're on the highway to the Auto Zone?
"Guess it's not part of the 12-step program anymore. It really fell off the wagon."
Nun survived.
There was a certain boy band playing at the Rose Bowl last night. We were driving by and the other side of the freeway had a lot of traffic. She said, "Wow, look at that."
I replied, "Looks like traffic is backed up in One Direction."
After checking the radio and hearing the cause of the traffic was a car ahead of us that was up in flames,
Dad: Guess they decided to get memorial day started early
me: What do you mean?
Dad: They must have a pretty nice car-becue going right now
(True Dad Joke Story)
My friend and I were coming back from golfing on what felt like the hottest day of the year when he got a flat tire on the freeway. We get out, sweat our butts off, and change the tire. I wasn’t sure how far we could go on the spare and I called my dad to see what he thought...
ME: “How far can we get on a donut?”
DAD: “Hmmm I’d probably say till lunch time!”
Needless to say I was not amused at the time - my dad thought he was a genius.
Exit freeway in Whitty and head east.
Follow signs.
Now if you get to Whittiest, you've gone too far.
A truck carrying Vicks Vapour Rub has spilt its load on the Freeway
Police are warning of no congestion for up to 8 hours.
Had the 3 kids in the back of the car while we were on the freeway in the carpool lane. As we entered a tunnel I started screaming and as we exited the tunnel I stopped. The kids all stared at me and I very calmly explained that I had carpool tunnel syndrome. Lots of rolling eyes after that.
We drive for work pretty often. And we're getting off the freeway with a car full of people and a sign says "35mph ahead"
He turns to me and says, "We got 4 people in the car, that's 140mph!"
Just turned 16 and recently got my license and we were out driving earlier. We were discussing when we can go out practicing in places like the freeway or the city. I asked "Hey dad when can we practice night driving?" "At night."
Driving down the freeway with my sisters in the car.
I asked, "Hey, you guys like Country music, right?"
"Yes," they responded.
Traveling on the freeway when we hit some bumps in the road
Mom: Oh sorry about the bumps
Grandma: oh it's not your fault, it's asphalt
In Florida, we have what's called the Sunpass to get through the tolls without pay lanes.
Me: "yo, you should probably get out your Sunpass if we're taking the turnpike."
Friend: "I don't think I need to, the sign said it's a freeway."
Well played.
We were in the car when my little brother asks why the 405 freeway is called the 405. Dad replies,"It's called the 405 because it takes 405 hours to get anywhere!" Many a groan were had that day.
Years ago, while on a road trip with Dad and his lady:
Dad: You guys wanna stop in for a cold one?
Us: Sure!
Dad: <pulls off freeway, and into a funeral home's parking lot>
Driving down the freeway and say bales of hay on a hill next to the road. Wife says "Why is there hay over there?" I said "Because the road is trying to get your attention."
Yeah it was terrible.
We were heading south along a freeway when my mom pointed out the passenger window saying "Look at that parasailer!"
Not even a second after the joke came to my mind, my dad looks over and says "I only see one!"
Great minds think alike.
We were on the freeway and there was a dead bird on the side of the road and she asked what kind of bird that was.
He said, "a dead one."
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