what do you call a comedian that's not good or bad?
As a comedian, I tell jokes about the unemployed.
Unfortunately, none of them work.
I sure got a kick out of seeing the comedian perform.
I would have preferred a handshake, though.
What did the cannibalistic comedian say when the audience was hard to eat?
Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?
He wanted to be naan-offensive.
As a comedian I make good jokes sometimes
They LAUGHED at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian...
but no one's laughing now...
As a blind comedian, I have been trying to understand my audience.
Shush I'm watching the comedian
Oh wait i mean the president
Creds to my dad for that joke
I want to be a comedian
But people just laughed at me
Say what you want about carrot top, but fact of the matter is he’s out there making a living as a comedian
You gotta give him props for that
What’s the collective noun for a group of Japanese calligraphy comedians?
Where do all the comedians in Japan live?
Did you hear about the comedian who fell through some floor boards?
He was just going through a stage
I just realized they can't ever make a movie about a male scandanavian Transformer who works as a stand-up comedian.
They'd be guilty of vehicle Lars mans laughter.
I used to date a comedian. I have nothing bad to say about her...
Did you hear about the ophthalmologist who was also a comedian?
His jokes are pretty cornea.
Why wasn’t the sphere a comedian?
Last night, there was such an amazing stand-up comedian at the party that we decided to raise our glasses filled with alcohol to praise him.
What happened to the cobra comedian when it bombed on stage?
Apparently a bunch of comedians are making their own beer at the local pub.
I don't know, sounds like a big brewhaha to me.
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
You are watching a stand-up comedy and suddenly the comedian sits down
What do you call a comedian who can’t remember the punchline
Idk I’m the one who’s asking
What does a comedian take inventory of before a show?
Why don't comedians like being quarantined?
They can only make inside jokes.
I’m strictly a one liner comedian
I only perform on the Queen Mary.
Everybody laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian...
Well, they aren't laughing now.
What do a drug dealer and a comedian have in comon.
They both crack people up.
Before the crash, I use to be a a pretty good stand up comedian
Now I'm a sit down comedian.
I saw an old comedian up on stage one time.
He had lots of laugh lines.
A comedian would do a set, each show, where he sprinted to either side of the stage with his mouth tied up.
Why couldn't Peter Pan ever be a comedian?
Because his jokes Neverland :D
What is a comedian’s favorite part of an egg?
The yolk?
Nope, the shell because it always cracks up.
Did you hear the one about the world’s most honorable comedian?
He was a real stand-up guy.
My friend the comedian normally gets lots of applause after his act, but the last time it was nothing but boos...
He must have been having a bad har day.
As a Dad 'comedian', lately all my material has been
I’ll never be a comedian because I can’t do delivery
That’s also why I don’t work for UberEats
Why did the comedians climb the mountain?
Cause they thought it would be hill-arious!!!
Why was the baker such a good comedian?
Because he had such a rye sense of humor
What Do You Call A Comedian Whose Parents Are Geologists
I've just started a new podcast about being a lookalike for a famous comedian that does DMT.
I'm going to call it the Faux Rogan Experience.
Why do midwives make good comedians?
They're great at delivery
What kind of Motorbike does a comedian ride?
What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?
They both enjoy roasting Turkey.
Did you hear about the Spanish midget comedian who wasn’t very funny?
Cassius the Comedian Cat Joke #159
What do you call an Arab stand-up comedian?
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