In an effort to combat climate change, the U.S. Army will no longer allow rabbits to drive vehicles.
This will eliminate 75% of America’s car bunny missions.
How do we combat Erection Fraud?
We pitch tents in front of the White House and protest.
When you are playing Mortal Combat vs Star Wars and your opponent is from Finland
Finnish him.
We recently hired a magician at the cemetery based on his response to how he could help combat the rising costs of burial arrangements.
"Abracadaver."
A man who died in combat wrote his own biography
He was the ghost writer
If you die in combat with Jason Derulo, do you go to Swalhalla?
I bought a vintage WWII watch that had the face destroyed in combat
It’s timeless.
While in combat, military pilots have a fight and flight reaction.
Yes?
The Jedi created a new form of data compression for oral communication during combat
It can store up to a Yoda bite.
How can a DJ combat soil acidification?
Drop the Base!
"Where does a pirate go to learn more about ship to ship combat?"
Boarding school.
How did the combat medic get hired at SeaWorld?
He told them he was a marine biologist
What would you call a jellyfish combat veteran?
A man o' war.
What is the mage's equivalent of mano a mano combat?
Mana a mana
