Coffee bean Puns

A list of puns related to "Coffee bean"

A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...

It was a light roast!

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👤︎ u/cameForTheGum
📅︎ May 04 2021
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How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?

By grounding him

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👤︎ u/LesionIsMyDaddy
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?

A brrrrr grinder

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👤︎ u/copy_run_start
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?

Jim Beans

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👤︎ u/zombieboy97k
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Coffee beans must have the lowest self-esteem...

They’re always getting roasted!

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ Apr 17 2020
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This morning, my wife was grinding coffee beans and suddenly said, “We’re through.”

It was grounds for divorce.

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👤︎ u/zedhead0628
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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Why should you insult your coffee beans before brewing them?

To make sure they are well roasted.

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👤︎ u/Aggressive_Pear
📅︎ Nov 05 2019
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Coffee isn't electrically conductive in bean form.

But it is when it's ground.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Jun 30 2019
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Coffee Beans are bad parents. Their kids are always grounded.
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👤︎ u/MathGuyTony
📅︎ Apr 03 2019
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What happened to the coffee bean when he was bad?

He got grounded

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Lightning never strikes coffee in its bean form.

Only when it's ground.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Sep 17 2018
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What do you call a coffee bean security guard?

A grounds-keeper

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Don't cheat on your partner with coffee beans

They could be used as grounds for divorce

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👤︎ u/souffle-etc
📅︎ Mar 05 2018
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Why was the coffee bean sad?

He was being roasted.

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👤︎ u/JPINFV
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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My wife used the wrong beans when she made my coffee this morning.

I maintain that's grounds for divorce.

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👤︎ u/NicNoletree
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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👤︎ u/BrainofJT
📅︎ Oct 18 2016
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My friend had put some beans in the coffee grinder

After a few seconds I told him to stop. That's fine.

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👤︎ u/ZeroJoke
📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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I spilled my coffee beans on the floor, but it's okay.

I prefer my coffee ground.

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👤︎ u/Whismy
📅︎ Nov 18 2016
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So we went to Coffee Bean today...

And my dad was wondering if I was almost finished so we could leave.

Dad: How far away are you?

Me: Oh, I don't know, maybe about ha-

Dad: pokes my leg This far away!

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👤︎ u/ConsultingBastardess
📅︎ Jul 25 2013
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