A list of puns related to "Cleavage"
Cleavesdropping.
Shoutout to my wife for dropping this one on me.
Edit: About 6 people have responded with "peek a boob" already. I applaud the effort, but to me that would be better nickname for nip slips.
Oneβs a crusty bus station, the otherβs a busty crustacean!
Thatβs a lot of pressure.
Silicon Valley.
By breaking them and staring at the cleavage.!
Was out at dinner with my wife. We were seated outside since it wasn't that cold. As we were seating, a lady with an awesome steampunk themed tattoo walked by. Unfortunately she was also wearing a top that showed off her cleavage.
SO: What are you looking at?
Me: Her tattoo, look it's awesome.
SO: HA! Yeah more like you're looking at her TITS-TWO!
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