A list of puns related to "Cleavage (crystal)"
Basically that, I'm not intentionally looking to case the place. Or vaulting over your fence to press my face against the window etc.
EDIT: "House cleavage" is a line from a Dara O'Briain skit, about the same scenario. (hence the quotation marks) I feel that it needed more recognition. Also, thank you for all the shiny and awards.
I'm currently replaying The Witcher 3โone of my favorite games of all timeโand it's sooooo hard to enjoy playing when I see how casually sexualized characters like Ciri and Triss are. Ciri, a woman on the run with excellent swordfighting skills, wears either a partially-buttoned shirt with her bra exposed or chainmill that exposed her chest and midriff. Neither of these options are practical and are clearly fanservice... despite her being basically your daughter in the game. And Triss... oh, Triss... a sorceress who is supposed to have severe chest scarring from a battleโsomething that would have given her character more depth and intrigueโhas two outfit choices that both expose her bare, unblemished chest to different degrees; this is her vanilla outfit, and here is the DLC outfit. Triss's designs are both appealing, but it irks me that cleavage is taking priority over lore, especially when she should be covering up her chest to conceal her scarring.
(I will say that some of the supporting female characters in this game DO have good designs! My guess is that different character designers handled these ones, vs. the main female characters. Examples include Pricilla, Cerys an Craite, and Yoana.
Great mods exist for free that target some of the issues (Ciri with actually protective gear) However, PCs are an expensive investment so I personally only have access to this game on the consoles I currently own. I believe mods are available for some console games, but it annoys me that I'd need to drop hundreds of dollars just to make my games more female-friendly.
Obviously, it's not just this game that has this problem. And many games are addressing this and making female characters with clothes that are first and foremost functional, not sexy. And yes, games do sexualize the male characters too
... keep reading on reddit โกBall cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
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