What did one saggy boob say to the other?
“We gotta start getting some support around here or people are gonna think we’re nuts”
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
Open a company for boob jobs and name it Entity.
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters where do girls with only one leg work?
What is the difference between an old bus station and a crab with a boob job?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus depot and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I’ll see myself out...
What did the big boob say to the small boob?
My wife has a lawyer's boobs
I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.
How do you call a british boob?
What do you call it when a woman copies another’s boob job?
Why is boob sweat not called humidititties?
My neighbour with big boobs was gardening topless in their yard again...
I just wish his wife would come out with him
What do you call two boobs that are identical?
What do you call a ghost's boobs?
My neighbor with big boobs has been working topless in the garden all afternoon
I just wish his wife would do the same
At the circus a midget touched my wife’s boob.
I think someone put him up to it though....
I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though,
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?
What animal has the biggest boobs?
What do you call boobs made by Apple?
What do you call a girl having one black and one white boob?
My wife’s boob job really made me laugh
Scientists have discovered that bees die because of exposure to boobs
They call it die-of-bee-tits
Boob jobs have really taken off in popularity.
Seems every year there’s more and more ‘round the globe.
How can you tell if a vampire has had a boob job?
Put her in front of a mirror.
It's hard to judge the size of boobs under a shirt...
...because they're below see level
My dad walked in on mom with her boobs hanging out.
I didn’t have much money to buy a new costume so I cut off 40% of my boobs.
What do children's toys and boobs have in common?
They're both supposed to be for kids but Dad's end up playing with them
How is milk in boobs measured?
What are a mathematician's favourite kind of boobs?
What do toys and boobs have in common?
Both are made for children but it's the fathers who play with them most.
A Frenchman asked whether I preferred butts of boobs, and I said butts
He said, “cul”
(Cul=vulgar term for butts in French)
When I think about all the boobs I’ve touched over the course of my life....
It’s like a trip down mammary lane
Do you think Mother Nature would have big boobs?
Idk but I'm pretty sure they'd be some nice environmentitties
If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?
What did one boob say to the other boob?
If we can't get support, people will think we're nuts.
If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?
Whats the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boob implants?
One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean
What’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a crab with massive boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
What’s the difference between a greyhound station and a lobster with a boob job?
One’s a crusty bus-station, the other’s a busty crustacean.
What do you call a ghost's boobs?
My neighbour with big boobs has been gardening topless all day.
I just wish his wife would do the same.
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