What is Clair called when she goes online?

E Clair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lostintime31
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Guess the name of the owner
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cia0312
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Looking for punny D&D NPC names!

So far i’ve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman

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What do you call it when the Queen can see the future?

Clairfoyance

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What's the name of Squidward's wife?

First name is Claire, last name Nets and her middle name starts with I, i don't know her middle name.

It's Claire I. Nets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blazinbluecolor
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my dad is rich

my mum is claire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Machiavellian3
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The police arrested a musician for murder.

Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.

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My Daughters Have Tom Clancy Themed Rap Names

I have two daughters, Claire (5) and Maren (1.5). When they were born, one of my first duties as dad was to give them rap names. After much brainstorming and deliberation I chose Claire and Present Danger and then to keep with theme, Mare Force One.

Could I have done better?

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Need Help with a Dinosaur Pun!

Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!

Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus

Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl

Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops

John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn

Charles + ??? = ???

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Going swimming?

So the other day I asked Claire, a woman I work with, if she planned on going swimming in the summer. Confused she says "yeah?" to which I responded "so you ARE Clairebouyant!"

(I know, this one's bad even for here)

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So my band teacher is having twins girls

He's naming them Claire and Annette

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House of Cards

I think it was unintentional but the dialogue went:

Frank: Are you coming to the memorial today?

Claire: Do I have to?

Frank: No.

Claire: I'm buried right now.

Frank: Fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bajida
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dadjoke lifted from an episode of modern family

A favourite of mine from the show Modern Family that I laugh to myself about everytime I am packing leftovers.

Claire: How do the containers and lids get separated? Phil: Built-up resentment ... money issues ... met a younger lid.

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