A list of puns related to "Claire's"
E Clair
So far iβve got: Robin Banks, Ben Dover, Tera Dachtyl, Brock Lee, Justin Tyme, Hit M Hart, Claire Rigg, Al E Gator, Arty Fishel, Dinah Might, Rea Lystic, Grace Full, Tsui Saidel and Faith Truman
Clairfoyance
First name is Claire, last name Nets and her middle name starts with I, i don't know her middle name.
It's Claire I. Nets
my mum is claire
Apparently, all he ever thought about was violins.
I have two daughters, Claire (5) and Maren (1.5). When they were born, one of my first duties as dad was to give them rap names. After much brainstorming and deliberation I chose Claire and Present Danger and then to keep with theme, Mare Force One.
Could I have done better?
Reddit, I need your help. I'm coming up with dinosaur name puns and I'm stuck on my own name!
Kara + Parasaurolophus = Karasaurolophus
Claire + Pterodactyl = Clairodactyl
Erin + Triceratops = Tricerinatops
John + Iguanadon = Iguanajohn
Charles + ??? = ???
So the other day I asked Claire, a woman I work with, if she planned on going swimming in the summer. Confused she says "yeah?" to which I responded "so you ARE Clairebouyant!"
(I know, this one's bad even for here)
He's naming them Claire and Annette
I think it was unintentional but the dialogue went:
Frank: Are you coming to the memorial today?
Claire: Do I have to?
Frank: No.
Claire: I'm buried right now.
Frank: Fine.
A favourite of mine from the show Modern Family that I laugh to myself about everytime I am packing leftovers.
Claire: How do the containers and lids get separated? Phil: Built-up resentment ... money issues ... met a younger lid.
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