A list of puns related to "Chris"
He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.
I was Thor just thinking about it.
Santa-Izer!
That was awesome
He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986
Nothing. Itβs a tie.
Chrysanthemums.
Kristen: Sure!
Christen: thank you
Kris: Anytime
If itβs a success, his next one will be about Kent.
"Yeah, he's a legend."
Thor
He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?
Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?
Hit me baby one more time.
Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.
On a ferris wheel
At least a Thor out of ten
With a crisp single.
I dont know how parents can be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent.. and i just sat there looking at him confused until he whispered...... "crisp rat"
A Prattfall!
... they are going to be know as Chris Straits.
It worked. Afterwards, I was pretty Thor.
Chris 'P' (Yes, my friends hate me for it)
'Nsence!
[rihmoved]
I guess the decision to work tonight was a big missed-steak on my part.
What! That's out of this world!
This is probably more topical humor, but I'm a dad and I'm proud of this one.
My wife and I (and our 18-month-old daughter) went to our friends' house (also a married couple, 3 children) for the new year's celebration. About 10 minutes after midnight, Dave (the male in the other relationship) said, "What was Chris Brown's biggest hit?"
Without skipping a beat, I instantly reply, "Rihanna."
EDIT: Spelling.
KRISTEN: sure. CHRISTEN: thank you. KRIS: you're welcome.
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