Chris Ubank just advised me to shop lift some kitchen utensils

He said, if I wanted to make it big, I would have to take some whisks.

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When Chris Hemsworth was cast by Marvel they gave him an exercise routine. When asked what he thought of it, he responded

I was Thor just thinking about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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How does Chris Kringle clean his hands?

Santa-Izer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riverrat423
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Do you guys remember that Chris Farley SNL sketch where he played the timid interviewer guy?

That was awesome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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This year for Christmas, im going to buy a map for Chris Rea ...

He seems a bit lost, he's been driving home for Christmas since 1986

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πŸ‘€︎ u/endmepleasehhh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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What’s the difference between Chris Christie’s first and last name?

Nothing. It’s a tie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaserLee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Chris Hallbeck has some good comics
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MorgCityMorg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?

Chrysanthemums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5ir_viver
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Chris: Hey can I borrow a ten?

Kristen: Sure!

Christen: thank you

Kris: Anytime

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Icy9kills
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Chris Eubank has just written a book about Ethics.

If it’s a success, his next one will be about Kent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Londoner1982
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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"Chris is really good at explaining maps, isn't he!"

"Yeah, he's a legend."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flayan514
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Chris has gone at it over a year now..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2018
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It's tradition in my family to always put up the Chris-mas decorations the day after Thanksgiving
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JamilliousThePaws
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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How did Chris Hemsworth feel after he started working out for the new Avengers movie?

Thor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I met an Asian guy at a party and asked him, β€œAre you Chris Chen?”

He said: No, my name is Daniel. Do all Asian guys look the same to you?

Me: No. I meant, do you accept Jesus as your Lord and Savior?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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Chris Hemsworm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4yvex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Dire Straits and Chris Rea are getting together. The new group will be called Dire Rea.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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What's Chris Browns favourite song?

Hit me baby one more time.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Someone asked me if Chris Hemsworth plays a villain in the Avengers movies. I said no...

Thor, he's a jolly good fellow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elveri
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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For the record, I don't know Chris πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Where is Chris Pratt’s favorite place to go at a carnival

On a ferris wheel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greatreference
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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How hot is Chris Hemsworth?

At least a Thor out of ten

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Chris Hemsworth is from Australia and Thor is from space, making Chris an Australian and Thor an Australien?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dbrine21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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My name is Chris. And no one outpuns my own name on Christmas. imgur.com/VYrOC2C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilikestuff90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2015
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Chris Hemsworth is Australian and Thor is from space does that make him an Australien reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v1ncent97
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2018
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Chris is very busy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/szaboszobo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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How do you make Chris Kringle Strip?

With a crisp single.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheweduproach
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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So i was talking to my dad about guardians of the galaxy and when i mentioned Chris Pratt my dad sighs and says...

I dont know how parents can be mean enough to name their child after a fried rodent.. and i just sat there looking at him confused until he whispered...... "crisp rat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordDobbington
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2018
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What do you call it when actor Chris Pratt trips and smashs his face?

A Prattfall!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Juzo_Okita
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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Chris Rhea and Dire Straits are getting together to form a supergroup...

... they are going to be know as Chris Straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lazlowoodbine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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I spent a bunch of time in the gym trying to look like Chris Hemsworth.

It worked. Afterwards, I was pretty Thor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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How does Chris Paul like his chicken?

Chris 'P' (Yes, my friends hate me for it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackjaqk23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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What do Justin Timberlake, Lance Bass, JC Chasez, Joey Fatone and Chris Kirkpatrick use to make their dressing room smell better?

'Nsence!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mondonodo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2015
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What did Rihanna do about the Chris Brown abuse?

[rihmoved]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoDakZak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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The rest of my family is going to Ruth's Chris tonight for dinner...

I guess the decision to work tonight was a big missed-steak on my part.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eericwhitee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2016
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My Mom says: Chris Hadfield is talking at my seminar coming up! Dad says..

What! That's out of this world!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elliotman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2014
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Chris Brown's big hit...

This is probably more topical humor, but I'm a dad and I'm proud of this one.

My wife and I (and our 18-month-old daughter) went to our friends' house (also a married couple, 3 children) for the new year's celebration. About 10 minutes after midnight, Dave (the male in the other relationship) said, "What was Chris Brown's biggest hit?"

Without skipping a beat, I instantly reply, "Rihanna."

EDIT: Spelling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-werd
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2014
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CHRIS: hey,can I borrow a ten?

KRISTEN: sure. CHRISTEN: thank you. KRIS: you're welcome.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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