A couple is divorcing in court, and they are fighting for custody of their only child:

The woman tries to pity the judge: -Judge, I carried this child 9 months in my belly, it is the flesh of my flesh and it comes directly to me! The judge is moved and says: -Right mam, but now, lets listen to your husband's arguments. The man prefers to use his pragmatic side, and says: -Judge, when I put my coin in the vending machine,Is the can mine or is it to the machine?

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A child psychic who was arrested for shoplifting has escaped police custody.

It has been reported that a small medium is at large.

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What did the parents decide in the custody battle of their pyromaniac child?

He's arson

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A couple who were potheads were going through a divorce and had to go to court to fight for their child

The judge awarded the parents joint custody of the child

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