My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
A friend of mine was in the band mood but I had a list of 10 puns to try to cheer him up.
It’s my birthday today and no party is planned due to pandemic. And my daughter said this to cheer me up.
“You will have your cake and eat it too.”
PS: this is the best gift I can get today.
My girlfriends dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one
She was mad, “What am I going to do with 2 dead dogs??”
“From a neighbor who posts dad jokes on little signs in his front yard. Started during the isolation to cheer up the community”
“COVID19 DAY20
Ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon.
I’ll let you know”
Cemeteries remind me of the TV show Cheers.
It's a place where everyone knows your name.
My wife’s dog died. Soto cheer her up I bought her another one just like it. ...
She was furious. “What am I going to do with two dead dogs?” she said.
"Cheer up, you could be a replacement stake in the ground for barbed wire to stretch upon," said one new joke to another.
"Yeah, I guess I could be a repost," said the other new joke.
Sorry if this breaks the rules but, please cheer up my dad! He's a punctuation expert who is recovering from surgery. He just had half of his lower digestive system removed. It would really cheer him up if you could comment with his favorite punctuation mark:
Did you see that Cheers reunion special on TV??
It was Danson with the stars!
Wife : "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment to cheer me up"
"You have perfect eyesight"
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
One of the ants on my ant farm dresses up as a clown to cheer up his friends.
He's an anti-depress ant.
I tried to cheer my buddy up by inviting him to a poker night after cows broke into his marijuana store and ate all his product, but he couldn’t come.
He said that the steaks were too high.
When I was 12, I was disqualified from a track meet for too many false starts. To cheer me up, my Dad...
took me to Dairy Queen. As he handed me my medium Skor Blizzard he said, "Here you go, a DQ you can feel good about." I laughed and felt better.
Everyone keeps talking about some dude named Les who is really sad and I’m hoping to meet him soon and cheer him up.
Then he will be.......Les Miserable.
How do you cheer up the patients at the vegetable hospital?
My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up
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[Bilingual] What did the mushrooms cheer after they won the game?
"We are the champignons!"
A pun from Cheers.
Danson threw out some raunchy comment at diane and she was indignant and told him to stop. He goes "What can I say, it's in my genes!" "Well, keep it there!"
"Don't worry son, I made you some eggs to cheer you up!"
Son: how will this make me feel better?
Dad: They'll make you be sunny side up!
Son: but these are scrambled
My friend keeps saying “Cheer up man, it could be worse. You could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying, “Cheer up, it could be worse, you could get stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps telling me to cheer up these days. He says it could be a lot worse
I could be trapped inside an underground hole filled with water.
I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
My friend keeps saying “cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water”
I know he means well.
(Since my last well-joke did well (pun intended) I thought this would be a nice follow-up)
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My best friend keeps telling me to “cheer up man. It could be a lot worse, you could be stuck in an underground hole filled with water”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water.”
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man, it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water"
My friend keeps saying cheer up it could be worse you could be in a hole in the ground full of water
My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water."
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