Cheddar Puns

To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him.

He was a curdmudgeon

Because it was extra sharp.

But I prefer to eat Provalone

In Queso emergencies

Outraged, I shouted : "Well that's not very mature is it ?"

It was way too sharp for me to handle.

‘Cause I think you’re grate!

I told him “be careful, it’s sharp!”

but I prefer my Cheddar free range.

Don't worry, it's only mild.

I thought "that's not very mature "

It was a queso mistaken identity.

That’s nach-o-cheese

To get shredded.

It was the grater of two evils.

Me: "Be careful, cheddar can be sharp."

I wanna make America grate again.

Because its sharp.

It's sharp

I went "well that's mature"

don't worry it's only mild