Checkmate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Megarex424
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2018
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A man from Prague and his friend were playing chess at a restaurant when an Australian waiter interrupts their game. The waiter says, "have a check, mate. Your Czech mate is about to be in checkmate... oh, and here's the cheque, mate."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Repluse
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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Checkmate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/VinceDC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Checkmate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Da_MeMe_KING_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Australian chess players would have difficulty playing chess because it'd be very confusing to figure out if it's a check mate or a checkmate.

Posted this on Showerthoughts thought It'd be more appropriate here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sangeemangee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I would’ve continued but with that one pun I was already in checkmate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retr0fade
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Checkmate, flat earthers?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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I thought I checkmated my dad with my new glass set in chess...

But he saw right through it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CGballin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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An interesting Title
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryonicStrider
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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When you finish eating at an Australian restaurant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dankmonseiur69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I sold a Chess set to my friend. He asked if all the pieces were there.

I told him to checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FightBackFitness
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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When you're in Australia and you finish eating at a restaurant....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-gem-524
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2017
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Never play chess with an Australian

You'll never know if "you're in check, mate" or if "you're in checkmate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danlehavj
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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I was playing chess with my son and he said, "Let’s make this interesting!"

So we stopped playing chess...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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What’s similarity between playing a chess and having a dinner in Australian restaurant?

They both end with β€œCheckmate”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CptSlimShady
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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Pearl Harbor of puns

If your onion sang hip-hop, would that be a rapscallion?

I used to be an astronaut, but I got tired of eating out of satellite dishes. I wasn't allowed to eat the Milky Way, even though I had to look at it every day. The worst thing was, I never got to visit The Space Bar. Then, when I was visiting the dark side of the moon, I was bitten by a parasite. Now, you might think it's crazy, but the doctor who removed it called it a lunar-tick.

If "womb" is pronounced "woom" and "tomb" is pronounced "toom", shouldn't "bomb" be pronounced "boom"?

China recently tested a new steroid. It basically turns you into The Hulk. The side effect is it could turn you into a crazed zombie that tends to rip the upper extremities from people. People are saying that this could be the zombie apocalypse. In my opinion, lips have nothing to do with it. I call it ARMageddon. The only way to stay safe now is to not let anyone close enough to disarm you.

I recently was going to join the railroad union. I decided against it because it's complicated. If I received instruction on driving the locomotive, would they call it engineering, or training?

I got a sad story about a flower. I don't know who the heck she pissed off, but damn, now she's a Black-Eyed Susan.

I finally figured out what makes leaves angry. Fall. They get so mad they change color. Some are yellow. They're just afraid and run from their problems. The other ones usually just leave.

I went parachuting with my military buddies once. We landed on a department store. I told him I think we're at the wrong coordinates. He said: "Nope. We're right on Target"

I asked a psychologist if Native Americans have strong emotions. He said "Oh yeah, they're intense".

If a psychotic person thought something made sense, would that thought be psychological?

If Matt Damon were searching for a secondhand store, would he be Goodwill Hunting?

My friend is a Marksman for the military. One day, he went to the armory and asked for 3 snipers. They gave him a candy bar. It was a 3 Musketeers.

I want to be there if Dwayne Johnson ever uses a pizza stone. That way I can smell what "The Rock" is cookin'.

Christopher bought a lemon, and the car broke down. Now Christopher Walken.

Have you heard about the latest bank battle on Wall Street? Capital One and Chase got in a fight and Capital One.

You know what a pirate says to his wenches when he sees the shoreline? "LAND HO!"

A man finds a lamp in the desert and dusts it off. Poof! A genie p

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PraetorSolaris
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What did the Australian chess champion say to his waitor when he was finished with his lunch?

Checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJOK9R
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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Why do Australians have such a hard time playing chess?

They can't tell the difference between "Checkmate" and "Check, mate".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Protoss_Pylon
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2018
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Playing chess in a restaurant in Australia must be confusing.

Check, mate.

Checkmate.

Can I get the check, mate?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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How are playing chess and eating in an Australian restaurant similar?

They both end with checkmate!

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter after eating his meal?

Checkmate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostInTheShadow
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2017
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