X ray of spine, but it shows my jaws.
I had an underbite as a teen, but had braces to correct it, however now it is a bite to bite that displaces into a Class 3.
I’m planning on having Jaw surgery in Italy, as they have very poor sense of aesthetics in the UK and are very conservative. They also do much higher cuts of the Lefort 1 in Italy.
I wanted to get more opinions on my recession and how recessed I am. I first thought it was merely a recessed maxilla. But with how recessed my maxilla is (not yet comfortable with showing pics but it’s very obvious) my mandible would in theory also have to be moved forward for both jaws to meet in the case of maxilla advancement.
I then asked someone who’s keenly studied jaw surgery, and after taking a look at my ceph, he outright stated I would also need BSSO to move my mandible forward, and that while it may look well grown in real life, it was still recessed in relation to myself.
I have a steep occlusal plane apparently (in real life I’ve measured it as 115 degrees at the gonion angle area but it looks a lot steeper on the cephalogram)
My ANB angles is -4, Witts Appraisal is -10
Functional Problems: Constantly congested nose I had broken my nose when I was 5. Mouth breathing ever since up until 2019. My jaw problems seemed to follow soon after. Had a septorhinoplasty on the NHS. The doctor who performed it thought it was probably the worst case they had ever seen. They butchered the surgery functionally and aesthetically and deviated my septum to the other side. I need septorhinoplasty again, but can't do it until I have jaw surgery. I heard Recessed Maxillas could also cause congestion, could it be so in my case?
Tell me what you guys think and thanks a bunch. Wanted to get as many opinions as possible before I make a decision. I can private message pictures of side profile.
Hello First of all let me introduce myself. i'm 39,male and i'm from Portugal.
I started an orthodontics treatment in 2010 to treat a Class II retrognathia. Before starting the treatment in this clinic i visited some maxilo facial surgeons and they told me i had to go through orthognatic surgery, but the waiting time was 10 years and if i didnt want to wait, the price would be about €15.000, a value that i couldn't afford.
So i was told of this clinic where they camouflaged my problem, they focused on the teeth and ignored the mandibular and maxila problems and didnt even recommend surgery. I have clicks on my jaws, i have trouble to eat some food, apples for example, I also have lots of headaches that i think might be related to the jaw problem.
Then there are the Aesthetic issues. i still have a receeded/weak jaw and chin despite the treatment and one side of the face is more developed than the other, also i have malar hypoplasia (flat cheeks). You can check pics here:
here is the cephalogram: http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z416/Picollo30/PAULOMONTEIROCEFALO.png
and here's a pic where you can see the concave profile and weak chin/jaw (despite being masked by the beard, without the beard its even more noticeable). http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z416/Picollo30/dsdsdd.png
and a front one
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/z416/Picollo30/Clipboard07.png
What is your opinion?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
