What did the cow say to the celestial object?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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👤︎ u/breedweezy
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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The Moon may not be my favorite celestial body . . .

But it sure is up there.

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📅︎ Oct 28 2020
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The Muppets teamed up with NASA to name a newly discovered celestial object.

Upon its first sighting, the Jim Henson Company issued a press release, "Comet Defrog here."

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👤︎ u/salawm
📅︎ Jul 19 2020
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My celestial peers don't find me attractive due to my lack of gravity (x-post from /r/fifthworldproblems)
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📅︎ Feb 11 2016
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I need help solving a pun/riddle.

Context: I'm in a DnD campaign, for fifth edition.

So basically, one of my characters told a horrible pun to a planetar (Massive angel-like being) over Sending (A spell letting you communicate over long distances). "Whaddya call a celestial who likes to fish? An angel-er." and then he got asked to put his journal in the box that suddenly appeared behind hm, He complied, and when he got it back his name was gone from the first page of the book, and there was a golden box, that read "Tell me what I've pun, wizard" So I'm assuming he needs to answer in some sort of pun related to his name, Klaus Hallowmantle.

However, my brain is smoother than... I can't think of anything to compare it to all of a sudden. Oh well. Anyone who can help me with this?

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📅︎ Jan 13 2021
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The earth's rotation really makes my day.
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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Oct 16 2020
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Baby, are you a planet?

'Cuz you are one celestial body!

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👤︎ u/TheMCToga
📅︎ Nov 06 2014
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