Britney 'Spears'
In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy.. He presented with vomit on his sweater already.. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti
.... Pelvis Presley
A Star Wars.
A roll model!
Any one of the Car-dashians.
Jim: Did you hear that Reece Whats-her-name died while eating a bowl of soup?
Joe: No way! Witherspoon???
Jim: Yes, of course.
Reese, with her spoon
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
Spruce Willis (Bruce Willis)
Matthew Mahogany (Matthew Maconahay? Tell me how to spell it)
Mirk Russel (Kurt Russel)
Clint Oakwood (Clint Eastwood)
Benedict Lumberthatch (Benedict Cumberbatch)
Ashwood Kutcher (Ashton Kutcher)
Birch Reynolds (Bert Reynolds)
Russel Branch (Russel Brand)
Dwayne "The Log" Johnson (Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson)
but after watching Pirates of the Caribbean I find myself thinking of Keira Knightley.
Credit to Steve, a real person.
They're making waves around the pool community.
(I know, very bad joke.)
The auction's goal was to raise money for Tourette syndrome research by selling origami figures made by famous celebrities. To highlight the purpose of the auction, the organization in charge asked all participating celebs to write a replacement of a naughty four-letter word most closely associated with the disorder.
For example, George Clooney's origami penguin said Fudge instead of the F-word.
Margot Robbie's paper flower said Beach instead of the B-word.
I bid on the origami made by Dwayne Johnson.
The Rock's paper scissors said Shoot.
Probably Barbara Drysand
Star Wars
Ryan Rainolds.
I guess you could say they're a big dill
But personally I think I look more like myself
Turns out it was just a Nicki Mirage.
by at least 2°F
Looking at you, Bill Gates
It’s a product I can stand behind,
she had no idea it was Julianne Moore... and I had no idea her eyes could roll like that.
It was Guy Fire-i
Anne Hathaway
For example, Maradona has exactly 1 more ‘ra’ than Madonna.
They have many fans.
I said, “Hey, you missed a T.”
Reese With-er-spoon
I said, “Hey, you missed a t.”
