Cave bear Puns

A list of puns related to "Cave bear"

What kind of cheese will entice a bear out of a cave?

Camembert.

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👤︎ u/Gil-Gandel
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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You're in a cave, faced by a lion, a bear and a jaguar, with a gun and one bullet. What do you do?

Shoot the lion, drink the beer and drive away in the jaguar.

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👤︎ u/denandbil
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a cave?

Camembert! Camembert!

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👤︎ u/lez566
📅︎ Mar 05 2020
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