Massively Multiprayer Online
The rabbit says "I think I'm a typo"
I ran rings around the Pope.
The pay per see.
A dope pope
There was mass confusion
Je suis christ
...then He becomes a Roamin' Catholic
I thought I was the fastest, turns out Iβm second to nun
Because they have mass.
Nun.
[Inspired by Netflix - Warrior Nun]
One requires tweetment and the other requires oinkment.
They use papal transactions
Pew! Pew! Pew!...
Your karma ran over my dogma!
He said he found an infected mass.....
A pope tart.
Because they have mass
A Father in law.
Itβs a touchy subject.
...are they nun chucks?
Christian Bale
nun
Why donβt you just ash them?
Marilyn Nunroe
A roaminβ catholic
Heβs a mass murderer.
I gave up picking my belly button for lint.
Nun
You could say I holy ghosted him.
βWell, son. Weight is your size in relation to the Earthβs gravity.
Mass is what Catholics go to Sunday morning.β
gsus
Every year, the team was in the state championship game, and usually won it handily. Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
They just don't ring any bells.
Pew pew
A Roman Catholic
"Stop mass debating".
I've been addicted to cats my whole life
A Roaminβ Catholic
There rabbit takes a look around the joint and says, "I'm beginning to think I'm a typo."
Every able lad within a few hundred miles wanted to play football for Central Catholic Fighting Knights.
Those who were familiar with the program, knew that the true heart and soul of the Knights football program was Sister Mary Margaret, an aged nun who would, in full habit, get out on the practice field and work on routes with the receivers, give pointers to the quarterbacks on their stances and releases, but most of all, love them like the second mother that she became to all of the boys in that program.
One year, on the eve of the state championship game, some evil malefactors broke into the convent and kidnapped Sister Mary Margaret. Everyone was stunned by the news, but none more so than the Knights of Central Catholic. They were devastated at the loss of their mentor.
As you might guess, the state championship game didn't go very well. For the first time in the history of the football program, the Knights were shut out. The Spartans beat them 42-0.
The next day, the headline on the local sports section read:
No Offense, Nun Taken
I was second to nun.
A "roamin" Catholic.
