The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"

A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"

"Very SHADY things."

It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuberDuky009
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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I don't trust those trees

They seem kind of shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/always-paranoid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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I thought Daisy looked a little suspicious the other day...

Turns out she was a plant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hlee89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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A fact about plants

Did you know that if, for some reason, you're breeding flowers, and somehow, one of your flowers looses a sex organ, you can take the same organ from a different flower, and the original flower will produce it's own genes?

The process is called a transplant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BismuthOmega
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2017
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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned, β€œAnd you will dialogue!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2018
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I don't trust these trees

They seem kind of shady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/donutloverxoxo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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