... too bad I mist
... but they were just too phosphorus.
Because he has Santa-bodies.
They will all be Santatized
... walk faster.
He says he can stop whenever he wants.
Annette
You get Covidies
It'll be renamed Corvid-19, otherwise known as the CROWnavirus.
When people watch me drive by they’ll say “Look at that S-car-go”
(A joke my dad told me many many years ago)
Today I took a class out onto the oval to investigate the strength of radio signals in different situations. For one, we wrapped a radio in foil and as I was unwrapping it a student commented that they hoped there was food inside.
I finished opening it and said 'oh man, it's a radio - mum must really hate me' to which another student replied 'I know, it's not even a ham radio...'
Was so proud!
Baithoven
When I am bored, it helps the time fly by.
I think his name was Sheer luck Holmes
It was a ribbiting experience.
...is a fishionary
Because they're naturally talonded.
They say he caught it from a Cardinal.
So I called her Anette.
We were listening to Pearl Jam's "Alive" in the car this evening. She pipes up out of nowhere:
"Q: What does Eddie Vedder wear to bed?"
"A: Pearl Jammies"
She's 12. I'm proud.
Talking to a friend who I haven't spoken to in a while yesterday.
> Friend: Wow, you've changed quite a bit since the last time I talked to you.
> Me: Ehhh, people can change. Can you guess what the difference between you and I?
> Friend: What, that you've stopped working out and I've started?
> Me: Nope, the difference is 12.
Pause for a moment, before receiving a groan after they figured it out
So I ask him, "How many more are there to catch?"
He says, "Oh, about 6.02 times 10 to the 23rd."
Gotta love engineers!
I was on the phone last night with an old friend from high school, and as we are saying our goodbyes after a decently long conversation, I say,
"Hey before you go, did you hear about that guy who got his whole left side cut off?"
Her: "no..? Oh my god what happened?"
Me: "oh, well he's all right now."
Her: groans "You haven't changed." Hangs up
Not sure if it's exactly a dadjoke, but it gets a groan from everyone I tell it to.
Friend: Almost got into 3 accidents trying to catch the bus.
Me: Why the fuck would you try to catch a bus?!
Talking about Jennifer Lawrence cutting her hair, thinking maybe for a movie role. "Heh. Heh. She caught fire "
Telling him about r/dadjokes "I can make more. Bad jokes too!"
I showed my dad the picture from earlier this week of the fox frozen in the lake. This was his response:
"How do you catch a fox? I heard one good way is to walk up and say, 'Are you a model?'"
My father drinks much tea and very often the conversation ressembles
DAD: Could you put the kettle on
ME: I'll try but i doubt it'll fit.
Safe to say, I mist.
Annette
Annette.
