A list of puns related to "Carriage"
Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.
They can be buggy
It is just a shame they are awful artists
Hard to find a horse that can draw.
Even a toddler can manage a pencil better than a horse.
The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.
If horses can't hold pencils, then how are there horse drawn carriages? (X-Post from r/shittyaskscience).
I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".
Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."
Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."
I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.
What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:
Miss Carriage.
During my 21st birthday this year, I was on a train back from Edinburgh to London. Halfway through the journey the train came to a halt, and the driver announced that the standstill was due to a herd of cows crossing the track.
Without any hesitation I exclaimed "well, it doesn't look like we're gonna be mooooving for quite some time..."
Everyone on the carriage groaned accordingly.
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