Your grandparents are planning their funeral arrangements in advance. Grandma wants to be transported in a horse and carriage grandpa wants a Ferrari.

Setting up to be a real race to the finish but I think Grandpa is winning this one.

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Why do developers never put horse-drawn carriages in their games?

They can be buggy

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👤︎ u/109488
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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Horse drawn carriage.
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📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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Horse drawn carriage (xpost /r/comics) imgur.com/OiY5fW2
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👤︎ u/B0_SSMAN
📅︎ Sep 23 2018
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I got my wife a horse drawn carriage for her birthday

It is just a shame they are awful artists

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Why don't you see many horse-drawn carriages?

Hard to find a horse that can draw.

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I don't understand why horse drawn carriages were/are so popular...

Even a toddler can manage a pencil better than a horse.

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👤︎ u/MidocTKirk
📅︎ Jan 10 2017
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A lorry carrying 25 tons of Vicks Vapour Rub has overturned on the M6, near Birmingham, spilling it's load onto the carriage way.

The Police have said, there will be no congestion for at least 12hrs.

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👤︎ u/mykeuk
📅︎ May 11 2017
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Ya'know, there's just something about carriages...

If horses can't hold pencils, then how are there horse drawn carriages? (X-Post from r/shittyaskscience).

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👤︎ u/JacobMH1
📅︎ Sep 21 2014
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I was going to stop but I got carriaged away.
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👤︎ u/orlanthi
📅︎ May 27 2020
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HDC
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👤︎ u/garboooge
📅︎ Oct 21 2018
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A Dungeons & Dragons Related Dad Joke...

I'm currently running my players through a D&D adventure titled "Curse of Strahd".

Last session, my players found a journal revealing details about the main villain, Count Strahd Von Zarovich. When they acquired it, I passed the adventure book over--opened up to an illustration depicting the journal's pages--and one of the players proceeded to read. After struggling for a bit, he said, "I'm having a tough time reading this cause it's so cursive."

Yes," I responded. "It's the cursive Strahd."

I had that one chambered and ready for weeks, just waiting for the right moment.

What my players don't know is that I'm also going to include a few other bits of flavor for my them to find as they progress through the game:

  • A fancy handbag with the initials "SVZ" hammered into the leather... the "purse of Strahd"
  • A grave in which the Von Zarovich family nanny is buried... the "nurse of Strahd"
  • A carriage very obviously built to accommodate Strahd's coffin... the "hearse of Strahd"
  • A book full of poetry written during Strahd's younger days, before he was consumed by darkness... the "verse of Strahd"
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What was the name of the wooden cart that couldn't have a baby?

Miss Carriage.

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👤︎ u/Durien9
📅︎ Dec 18 2014
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Cows on the track

During my 21st birthday this year, I was on a train back from Edinburgh to London. Halfway through the journey the train came to a halt, and the driver announced that the standstill was due to a herd of cows crossing the track.

Without any hesitation I exclaimed "well, it doesn't look like we're gonna be mooooving for quite some time..."

Everyone on the carriage groaned accordingly.

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