Cardio is good for your health in the long run

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What does a clock do for cardio?

Timelapse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtb109
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I was told I needed to work on my Cardio, is this what they meant?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilShpeeThatCould
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2017
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My friend went on a date with a Cardio Nurse

His heart was racing the whole time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItsSuperRob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2016
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You know, cardi b looks alright

But her cousin cardio... now she really takes my breath away

(A friend told me this when we had school and Jesus did it make me chuckle)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I'm having a brain transplant,

I don't think you can change my mind now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/urak47
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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What do you call a surgeon that operates on dinosaur hearts?

A Cardio Jurassic Surgeon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieceMaker42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What is the most important exercise for being a paramedic?

The deadlift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/appleyaks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

  • Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

  • Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

  • Thank you

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doty152
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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Have you heard of the workout where you drink rum and then do jogging?

It's called Ba-cardio

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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Son, do you know who Cardi B's sister is?

Cardio! Man, she really takes my breath.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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