4 Hilarious Carbohydrate Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My dad used to mend the feet of carbohydrates

Buy now he only does potatoes

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👤︎ u/eeeee48

📅︎ Feb 20 2019

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The doctor told me to separate the fats from carbohydrates for dinner.

So I told my wife I’d be eating in the living room from now on.

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👤︎ u/b8410

📅︎ Jan 18 2019

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I don't have any kids. According to my nephew, this disqualifies me from telling dad jokes. But he's always preaching that my diet is too high in carbohydrates, so my eating habits really irritate him and get under his skin.

I guess this makes me his carbuncle.

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👤︎ u/HAL9000000

📅︎ Sep 20 2017

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A zombie's diet is low in carbohydrates imgur.com/ww5Nh

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👤︎ u/LetThereBeR0ck

📅︎ Feb 02 2012

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