What do you call a canine with a medical PhD?
A dog'tor
Someone stole the harnesses at the canine facility last night...
Police have no leads
My dentist is recommending I have my canines shaved down
But I just don't see the point
What is the canine contractor's favorite thing to build?
Aroooooo-f
What do you call a canine on a submarine?
A subwoofer.
My local oriental takeaway got closed down because they found canine meat.
Shame I thought it was the dogs bollocks.
What separates a canine family tree from other species?
The bark.
He was the greatest philosopher of the canine community.
what do you call a canine druglord?
Pablo Escobark.
Him: I'm taking the canine for an evening stroll around the neighborhood. Her: Why don't you just say you're taking the dog for a walk?
Dog: * Goes absolutely nuts *
If felines and canines would ever take over and rule the world...
It would be reigning cats and dogs!
A canine that is bad at directions is a where wolf
What do you call a canine working at a ware house?
A Warewolf
A man goes to a zoo, but the only animals in the entire zoo are canines
This zoo has really gone to the dogs
What do you call a subpar soup made from a Chinese canine?
A shit stew
I thought my veterinarian studied canine ancestry. I was wrong.
The AKC deems that a different sort of pet-degree.
