I Can’t Herb Falling in Love With You
Falling in love is dangerous.
You can't blame anyone if you fall in your driveway due to snowy weather...
Because that's your own asphalt.
Why do clocks from the capital of Italy always make people fall in love?
Because they make romantics.
Falling in love I beautiful
Two TV antennas meet on a roof, fall in love and get married...
The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant.
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
If money can't buy love...
....then why do dating sites charge?
And then he can't log in anymore
Why can't we hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom
Because it has a silent pee.
Why can't you play poker in the jungle ?
Can anybody give me some advice to help me removing ice from my windshield? I just tried with a discount card I had In my pocket
I got a hammer lodged in my esophagus and doctors can't remove it
They say it's the worst case of a Thor throat they've ever seen.
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
I need help following up with this pun, this is a video about a scientist giving a lecture about fire, I can’t think of any more other than pun-ch line
I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button
It's basically love at first site.
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
Why can't Welshmen be in the intelligence services?
Why can't an otter breathe in his house?
Because there is no air in otter space.
Covid can cause another condition, however, this condition won't come up in people living in sweden.
It's called Stuckhome syndrome
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
Can’t believe someone rubbed one off, in elevator
A woman suddenly in labor shouts, shouldn’t! wouldn’t! couldn’t! didn’t! can’t! The doctor says "don't worry."
“Those are just contractions.”
I can't tell you all Japanese history in one joke...
Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass
Despite waging war in Afghanistan, most Americans can't name its capital.
Do you think otters can fall in love?
I don't know, but they definitely will love you like no otter
When you can't spell it, use it in a pun
Why can’t 2021 take a picture in the dark
because it doesn’t have flash
I asked fellow astronauts on ISS for some milk to put in my coffee but was informed I can't have any.
They said: "In space nobody can. Here, use cream"
Why can't they watch TV in Afghanistan?
I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the vending machines at my local grocery store...
I’ve been moving them around all day but they still say they are “Out of Order”
Remember the good old days, before the pandemic? It used to be you could meet new people, maybe even fall in love and get married.
Now I’m just dating myself
It's easy to fall in love with Anne Hathaway
She just hathaway about her
I asked all the countries in the world if they wanted to throw a party. All of them told me they can't because of covid.
Only one was like "Yemen"
Did you hear that Mick Jagger and Keith Richards had a huge falling out because Mick wouldn't stop speaking in broken Spanish?
When asked about it in an interview, Mick confirmed that "The Rolling Stones gather no mas"
Why can't redheads be in blues or jazz bands?
I can't find my 'Gone In 60 seconds' DVD.
It was here a minute ago.
I can't remember the name of this African river in front of me.
I must be going see Nile.
I can't help this feeling...
A man woke up in the hospital after a serious accident, the man yelled "DOCTOR! DOCTOR, I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS!"
The doctor then replied "i know, i amputated your arms."
How do you get the farmer’s daughter to fall in love with you?
What happens when two rain drops fall in love?
Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass.
I can't remember how to write 1, 1000, 51, 6 or 500 in Roman numerals.
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