What is the plural name of a Calzone?

Calztwo.

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A magician pulls a calzone out of his hat

"Sorry I only know pizza parlor tricks".

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Did you guys hear the sad news about the Calzone business..?

It folded

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In which zone would you find Calvin?

The Calzone

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If "pi" had been used for ~6.28

An angle of pi radians would be a whole pie.

An angle of one half pi would be half a pie, quarter pi = quarter pie, etc.

If we needed a name for 3.14 we could call it a calzone.

I support the "tau" movement, but really the damage is irreversible.

(Sorry that this one doesn't work as-is, but I think it's too punny for showerthoughts, and I wanted to post it somewhere.)

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Dadjoked my dad's dadjoke

The other day we went for pizza and the server asked if we were ready,

Server: what are you having?

Dad: I'll have a calzone, size 40.

Me: ...

the server and my parents start laughing.

Mom: come on son, laugh, that was a funny joke.

Me: no mom. That joke was too cheesy

EDIT: in spanish the word "calzone" translates to "underwear" amirite italians?

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Today at lunch

Today at lunch with my fiancee, she noticed I was having trouble with my calzone.

Fiance: "Your calzone is falling apart. There's cheese everywhere."

Me: "It isn't easy being cheesy."

Fiance: Groans

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You guys heard the terrible news about the Calzone business?

It folded

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