A list of puns related to "The Calzone"
Calztwo.
It folded
The Calzone
An angle of pi radians would be a whole pie.
An angle of one half pi would be half a pie, quarter pi = quarter pie, etc.
If we needed a name for 3.14 we could call it a calzone.
I support the "tau" movement, but really the damage is irreversible.
(Sorry that this one doesn't work as-is, but I think it's too punny for showerthoughts, and I wanted to post it somewhere.)
The other day we went for pizza and the server asked if we were ready,
Server: what are you having?
Dad: I'll have a calzone, size 40.
Me: ...
the server and my parents start laughing.
Mom: come on son, laugh, that was a funny joke.
Me: no mom. That joke was too cheesy
EDIT: in spanish the word "calzone" translates to "underwear" amirite italians?
It folded
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