They absolutely killed it.
Julius: <Burps> Ate 2 Brute
Ate two, Brute.
it was over dressed
It's a real cut up...
You take a regular salad and stab it 27 times
“Dad, any salad can be a Caesar salad. You just have to stab it enough times”.
But i’m willing to take a stab at it
Caesar salad is our favourite so I told her she really lettuce down
You take a heart of romaine and add 23 knives!
You really lettuce down.
A chicken Caesar salad
Chicken Caesar Salad
Lettuce pray.....
Romaine calm. The government did not Caesar vegetables. They will lettuce know what's going on soon. That's salad o' panic over what may be just a coincidence. If it's a false alarm somebody's going to get a dressing down. E. Coli like I see it.*
*So many puns in such bad taste. Too Soon™?
Caesar salad
My mom made stuffed peppers with with Shepherd's pie ground beef instead of stuffed pepper mix. So my dad goes... "I guess these are Shepherd's Peppers!"
He couldn't wait to spit that one out and had a great big laugh. Then told it again because my mom wasn't in the room.
Edit.. I don't think some people know the food involved. Stuffed peppers are these. And shepherds pie is this
I work as a server at a large chain restaurant (Applebee's), and got an old man at one of my tables tonight.
Old guy: I'll take a salad, Caesar.
Me: You can just call me Jeff
He grinned for about 10 seconds before chuckling, and I even got his wife and granddaughter laughing with it. Mission accomplished.
My mom, dad and I were out at dinner and the three of us got Caesar salads. My dad gets up and grabs a pepper grinder, which is a long, waiter style grinder. He puts pepper on my mother's salad as I stuff my mouth with bread. He then asks like waiters do, "would you like some pepper, sir?". My mouth is full so I nod my head, yes. He says, "just say when", as he grinds pepper onto my salad.
At this point, I'm chewing rapidly so I can say something without choking.
"That's good"
"Just say when, just say WHEN!"
"Uh when"
Good thing I like pepper
What do epileptic people eat?
Caesar(pronounced "seizure") salad
So I'm at dinner with the family, and our salads are taking forever. My dad says, "I guess Caeser himself is delivering the salad." So I said, "He comes up, says, "Your salad is ready," and leaves."
And my dad says with a grin, "Caesar leaves?"
My face = >:|
‘Now its a real ‘Caesar’ salad’
Chicken sees a salad.
A chicken Caesar salad.
A chicken Caesar salad
Chicken Caesar salad
Chicken Caesar salad
A Chicken Caesar Salad
