Caboose Puns

A list of puns related to "Caboose"

If lightning struck the engine of a train pulling 50 cars, would someone riding the caboose get shocked?

Only if he’s a good conductor.

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👤︎ u/BargleFlargen
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
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When my wife found me playing with my son’s train set, I was so embarrassed that I threw a bedsheet over it.

I think I managed to cover my tracks.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2021
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My boss said “You’re the worst fucking train driver ever,”

“How many trains have you derailed to date?” I replied “It’s hard to keep track.”

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👤︎ u/Linalg2
📅︎ Jul 19 2015
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