a Vitamin C pun
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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Why is Dark spelled with a β€˜K’ and not a β€˜C’?

Because you can’t β€˜C’ in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/streety22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy

But he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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My GF dressed up as a police woman and told me I was under arrest under the suspicion that I was good in bed c

After 3 mins all charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/avinash333bhat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Did you hear about the chemist at -273.15 degree C?

People say he is 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2021
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G – A – B – C – D – E – G – F#

Damn!

I just majorly fucked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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So, if you put Arlington County in Virginia together with Washington, D.C.,

Could that area be called AC/DC?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Why is doctor spelled with a C and not a K?

No reason to see one if it's ok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
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I hate going to M.C.Hammers house...

He won't let me touch anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My friend and I were having a conversation on a hot summer day but when the A/C broke…

our conversation turned into a heated conversation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tf1-f1
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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Who lives in a pineapple under the C?

The space bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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I've had M.C. Hammer music in my head so much today that's it's giving me a headache. I took 2 Tylenol, but....

It can't touch this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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It is I-C-Y outside

I-C-Y people want to stay indoors, next to the fire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fuzzy-chin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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3 ants named A, B, and C were all males. Which one floats the best?

Boy-ant-C!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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How can you prove that the "I" before "E" except after "C" doesn't always apply ?

Through science.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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I plugged in a charger to the wall and my usb c headphone to the charger.

-Dad, what are you doing?

-Listening to AC/DC.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tahmid5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I believe I have made a hum(o)rous (c)omedic joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlusAwe55
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What’s with all the talk about horny bugs in Washington D.C.?

I keep hearing about the capital insect erection.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ukimeouch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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I c
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magik160
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z

Happy No L!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Happy Ho.idays to friends and .oved ones c.ose and far. B.essings to you and yours this Yu.e season.

(This is my No-L greeting.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DemonDuJour
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I have started freezing different objects at -273.15Β°c and blowing them up. Seeing with items reacted differently.

I call it the 0k boomer experiment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K

Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I was reciting A, C, and E music notes in a bar. They kicked me out ...

They said no Minor allowed here . ..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Ah I C what you did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xxDr-Beckyxx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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C, Eb, and G walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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A little Christmas song. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L, NO L...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/December_Soul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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2018: Β« Yo, dude, get woke. Β» 2019: Β« C'me on, get woke, it's 2019 ! Β» 2020: Β«... Hi. Well you could get e-woke I guess. Β»
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortelys
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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English for foreigners... When do S and C sound the same?

When it's necessary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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3 domesticated Rams are in the kitchen, labelled A, B & C

If you put a pumpkin on ram A, nothing happens. If you put a pumpkin on ram B you get the same result.

But if you put a pumpkin on Ram C it starts knocking things off counters, making a mess and abusing the kitchen staff.

I guess that is what happens when you put a gourd on ram c in the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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So you know the programming language C...

next is C++, or C2 since its the second one, then there's C# or C3 since the # symbol is just shift 3.

I can't wait for the next iteration, C4! I hear its gonna be... A blast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eclipse_Shadow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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My imterviewer asked me why I put A, C, D, E, I, M, N, O, R, and T on my application.

I told him they were the letters of recommendation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargedMedal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I went to visit my friend at the hospital, and the only parking spot I found was in the C section.

I had to climb out of the sunroof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Gourd on Ram C
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AppropriateTomato
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why did the letter C think letter A and B were racist ?

Because they were Nazis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lunar_Reindeer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Farmer A sells apples, Farmer B sells bananas, what does Farmer C sell?

Medications

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why is dark written with a K not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Mechatronix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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A chemist froze himself to -273.15Β°C and everyone called him crazy but personally,

I think he was 0K

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Niyi_M
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C. Everyone said he was crazy, but he was 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/M_Arslan_Tahir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

everyone said he was crazy but he was 0K.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlovenianGregor
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can't C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pspspspspsspspsss
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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Why is "dark" spelled with a K and not a C?

Because then it would be "darc"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vilateral
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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Why do you spell dark with a k and not a c?

Because you can't see in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/apapipay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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If A is for Apple and B is for Banana, then what is C for?

Plastic explosives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noblegreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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Why Is Dark Spelled With A K and Not A C

Because you can’t c in the dark

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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If A is for "Apple", B is for "Banana", then what is C four?

Explosives

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steveb106
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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Why is β€œdark” spelled with a K and not a C?

Because you can’t C in the dark

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πŸ‘€︎ u/queencr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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