I have a big free of speed bumps
I’m slowly getting over it
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When I first started learning how to drive, I used to be afraid of speed bumps.
But slowly, I got over it.
What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?
I noticed 2 large bumps on my car battery.
I had them tested and one came back positive. Google says it’s terminal.
I hate it whenever I hit a speed bump...
... but I’ll get over it.
A pregnant co-worker walked into the office the other day. I took a look at her baby bump and said “it’s becoming apparent that you’re becoming a parent”.
Stay safe everyone and try to keep smiling
You think your tunes bump?
My teenage daughter showed me a small bump on her hand and asked what it was...
I told her I thought it was a bug bite and she asked 'But where did I get bitten?' and I said 'On your hand.'
:D
She even laughed! True story!
One tectonic plate bumps into another..
And says: sorry, my fault
What do they call fist bumps in the U.K.?
I'm clumsy and I have bump into things with alarming frequency.
What do you call a camel 🐫 who has 3 bumps?
My ten year old fist bumps me and does the 'exploding hand' afterwards ...
After he explodes his hand I look down at my still clenched fist. I slowly raise it near my ear confused and shake it. I then explode it in my face almost knocking me off me feet. I look at him sternly and say, "You could have killed me."
A shark bumps into a dolphin...
and the dolphin says, "Did you do that on porpoise?"
Things that go bUMP in the night
Two atoms are walking down the street and bump into each other
-Are you ok?
-I think I lost an electron
-Are you sure?
-I’m positive!
What do you call it when a stalagmite and a stalactites finally bump into each other in the center of a cave?
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