I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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Pun request for the name Bryan

What it says in the title. I'm trying to think of puns for the name Bryan, can't come up with anything good and would appreciate some help from your brilliant minds. Thank you.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Jon and Bryan take up fencing. . . legoshenanigans.wordpress…
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Bryan Cranston dad joke

In this interview (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ugLkMf6r7rM go to 18:15) of the breaking bad cast, Rj (Walt Jr.) Was talking about Walt's and Skylar's divorce and Bryan add in that it was a "Methy divorce"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Water_Sucks_
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What do you call it when Walter White has a bad trip?

Baking bad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/excalibron
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought

A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)

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My dad asked if we wanted to see a picture of his pride and joy [x-post /r/funny]

He took this out of his wallet. Apparently he's been caring it around since the 80s: http://imgur.com/ri2NcWR. Making dad jokes before he was even a dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cali_grown22
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A good friend of mine, who is a father, sent me an original joke of his creation today, an I wanted to share it because it was pretty good

He's someone who has been very creative in his ways when he delivers his jokes to his victims, I'm a bit ashamed I didn't see this one coming

He called me on the phone, saying he needed help with doing something, sounding fairly serious on phone. He said "soljakwinever I need your help with something on amazon. I keep searching for lighters and it's not working right. Can you open it on your phone for me" Recently he's been asking me for help with some computer stuff, I built it for him lately and it's got nothing problems, blue screens over stuff, he's very smart but I wouldn't say he's anywhere near 'tech-literate'. But his is getting issues like I've never seen. So I assumed he needed help with something like that. I answered "Sure Bryan. Let my just open the app." Pulling Amazon up on my phone. "So what did you need help with? Something about lighters" I ask. He replies still sounding serious "I keep searching for lighters and the app keeps showing me matches. Can you try it and see if that happens to me too." I type 'Lighter' into the search bar, submit the search and looking at my results, seeing product listings for lighters. "Looks normal to me. I'm seeing nothing but lighters" He responds starting to crack "Yeah! Nothing but matches!"

I got played.

EDIT: Wording fix

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soljakwinever
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Every dyslexic person has got a Brian in them.
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I misplaced my pizza cutter, so I used my Bryan Adams CD

It cuts like a knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ball-_-fondler
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I misplaced my pizza cutter so I had to use my Bryan Adams cd.

It cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CobaltD70
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I couldn't find my pizza cutter last night, so I used an old Bryan Adams album.

Because it cuts like a knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShawntheShiba
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I lost my pizza cutter so I had to use a Bryan Adams CD instead

In case anyone is wondering it cuts like a knife

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My pizza cutter broke the other day so I used an old Bryan Adams CD

Cuts like a knife!

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