Lady-like is a broad term
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πŸ‘€︎ u/smileypants707
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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To refer to all women as bitches isn't just a blanket statement, it's a broad generalization
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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddydomino
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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Yeah, I studied a broad

It was your mother

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyTheShip
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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To be a gynaecologist you have to study a broad.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mulimulix
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2014
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Did you hear about the wig heist in broad daylight ?

That was a pretty bald move

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobotFK
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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I guess you can put Apple in broad daylight

Me: "My computer froze, could you help me?" Dad: "Tried thawing it?"

Groans were made

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_ocdestroyer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Have a joke about paint drying

But it is a bit boring and takes too long to tell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Studying abroad

It has just become clear to me that my parents and I have very different views on the meaning of studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timthedriller
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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If a documentary is made of Harry and Meghan in America would it be called.....

A Royal aBroad ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M0nter1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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My friend said he was studying abroad

I said, c'mon man... *lady

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigs203
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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An Ode to 2 Dead boys!

One broad day in the middle of the night, 2 dead boys got up to fight! Back-to-back they faced each other, they drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise so he came and shot the 2 dead boys, if you don't believe my story is true ask the blind man he saw it too!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mylar321
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Dames are more intuitive then Guys

But that’s just a Broad generalization

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irv-Elephant
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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Feeling a bit girly

My best friend just returned from Denmark and came over to watch the game.

Dad: So how was your last semester?

Friend: It was amazing. I was abroad. It was so much fun.

Dad: Yeah, you did seem a little more feminine than I remember.

-Couldn't help but laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kamdaman1212
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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If I were to say something about all women...

...would it be a broad generalization?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sambarnwell
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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How do you get to Mathew McConaughey's house from here?

You just go down to the corner of 5th and Broad, and then go "Al-right Al-right Al-right."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OCHafler
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I’m following my girlfriend to England for the semester.

I’ll be studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HandCrimped
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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Got dadjoked by a watch repairman

I went in to get a new battery for my watch and while he was working we were making smalltalk. I mentioned that I just got back from doing study abroad in Ireland, and he asked:

"Which one?"

Took me a second.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dcnassau
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2014
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So I just got Dad Joked by my Mum

Well this was a little embarrassing as she is rarely funny. Anyway, I have been off work a lot over winter with chest infections and colds thanks to my asthma and the shitty English 'winter'.

She suggested I move back up north where the air is better, and I said that no, "I need to move abroad with my chest."

Her response: "What about the rest of you?"

I got schooled.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chiefian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2016
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Queen Elizabeth visited an Edinburgh hospital recently...

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

β€œMy heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

β€œSome hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

β€œMy love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, β€œIs this a psychiatric ward?”

β€œNo, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. β€œThis is the serious Burns unit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My Dad just said this, I kid you not...

"I thought about going into broadcasting, but I couldn't throw the women very far..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaurot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2014
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Do you know why international artists can create wonderful nude depictions?

They have studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Coconut_Biscuits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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My dad's clever dismissal of one of my pipe dreams

Me: "Hey dad, I think I would like to teach abroad one day. What do you think?"

Dad: "Why? We got a broad right here!"

[Points at my mother]

Dad: "She's got a lot to learn too."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teendream
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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After all these years, he's still got it.

Being a father of my own, I'm still envious of the masterful skill in which my dad can come up with his material. While driving down the interstate, a Miller Lite truck pulls out in front of us, more quickly than he should. My dad swerved to the left to avoid my door from getting broad sided by a tractor trailer. I yelled from being startled.

Me: He almost hit us!

Dad: We're fine. I can handle this.

Me: He almost totaled the car! What if he had hit us? I could be dead!

Dad: Nah, you would've been fine. It was Lite beer.

Me: (jaw dropped in awe and amazement)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/taggsyoureit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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A classic

My friend and I were talking about his sister who is studying abroad in France, with out missing a beat my dad says yeah I studied a broad or two in my day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbearv
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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The adventures of Max Dad, P.I.

The sun shone into my office through the lowered blinds all clumsy like, fumbling through the gaps between the venetian slats like a drunk fishing for loose change in his pockets; trying to see if he has money enough for one last drink or maybe the bus ride home.

The dame looked me up and down, clearly disappointed by what sat in front of her. I didn’t blame her. Three days of salt and pepper stubble clung to my my crude boxer’s jaw and the bags under my eyes were so big half the bums downtown could sleep in there and not even know anyone else was with 'em. That was ok. This broad wasn’t hiring me for my looks and I wasn’t looking to her for approval. We both knew what brought her in here, it was the name on the door.

Max Dad P.I. - that’s me. Private Investigator’s sure not the profession my mother would have picked out for me, but it keeps me in whisky and it keeps a roof over my head and that’ll do for now. The dame parted those cherry red lips of hers as she took another pull on that just-lit cigarette and nervously stubbed it out in the ashtray. My eyebrows knit together slightly. I hate seeing things go to waste.

β€œSo as I was saying, Mr Dad,” she began.

β€œPlease, call me Max”

β€œAlright, Max… well, as I was saying, my bag is missing. Stolen, I think. I urgently need it back. Shall I describe it to you?”

β€œNo that’s alright miss. You got nothing to worry about,” I replied, sliding a bottle out of the desk drawer and pouring a big slug of scotch into to my morning coffee, β€œI’m sure it’ll be a brief case.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnyohnny
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2016
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Talking with my dad about studying abroad in college...

Me: "Do you think I should study abroad? "

Dad: "I think you've already studied enough broads."

Ohh man...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wedsa5
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2014
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Multi-generation dad joke

My dad and I were on Skype with my grandfather, talking about my college life. I said "I might study abroad or something." They both simultaneously said "Which broad are you going to study?"

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Students from abroad...

My dad and I were talking about students going home for spring break, and how if you were from abroad it would be more difficult. Suddenly, his face lit up and he turned to me and said, "Technically, ALL students are from... a broad" and then cracked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allsymbols
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2014
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Dad just got my whole family at lunch

My sister was looking at some scholarship stuff and she said she would be interested in studying abroad.

Dad says "How about studying a guy instead of a broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LolzMasterDX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2015
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Two different dads, two similar dad-jokes.

I have a real dad, and a fake dad (my best-friend's stepdad.) I told them both that I wanted to study abroad in the summer.

Real dad: "Why do you want to study abroad? You're already a broad!" Fake dad: "I've studied a broad or two in my day!"

Har. Har.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VonSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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My Grandfather Dad-Joked Me: The Grandad Joke

Grandfather: So how's school going, do you like all your classes?

Me: Yeah they're fine, I was thinking about studying abroad next semester.

Grandfather: Yeah, I bet you wanna study a lotta broads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mattwillyz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2014
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Embarrassed myself in class laughing at my friend's reaction to my top quality material

So today in my physiology lecture we were talking about muscles and we touched on connective tissue and our prof said something about "broad bands of connective tissue" and I turned to my friend next to me and go "If there's broad bands of connective tissue do you think there's Wi-Fi of connective tissue?". He just sighed and told me he was going to punch me before going back to writing his notes with a look of pure hatred on his face.

(I tried to contain my laughter to his reaction and ended up snorting really loudly like a minute later when I heard him snicker)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bca231
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2015
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Im learning quickly

My sister today said "all girls are better than boys"

Without hesitating I responded "that's a broad statement"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ewewotm8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2014
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I told my dad a semsester in Europe would be awesome and this is his response.

Me: Hey dad I'm thinking of studying abroad. Dad: Just make sure its the right broad hahahahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medabee120
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2014
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Boyfriend made me giggle with this one

We were talking about my semester overseas.

Me: I miss being abroad.

Boyfriend: Oh baby, you're still a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/indigotrees
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2014
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Grandpa pulled this one out today...

My brother started to tell my grandpa about his plan to study abroad in Japan for the summer.

My grandpa asked "Who's the broad?"

I don't even think he meant it as a joke and just misinterpreted, but I can't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lordoftime
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2014
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Dad asks why are college students so interested in women these days...

A lot of them are studying a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josiah425
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2016
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Dad got me with this one today ... my girlfriend is overseas

Dad: Anything new, seeing anyone? Did that girl get back in town yet? Me: Nope, just hanging out. She's still abroad. Dad: Well, she's always a broad!

Rather than groan, I then laughed disproportionately. I've become my father...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sleuthysteve
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2014
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So, I'm going to be studying abroad for college

My dad and his brother didn't skip a beat when I was talking to them about it.

Dad: "What's her name?"

Uncle talking to me about it later: "So, when are you going to go study that broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlaidDragon
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2014
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While traveling though Kentucky

Me: look there's French Broad River!

Dad: I think they call them demoiselles.

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Got a female friend of mine with this one.

me: define a "normal" girl for me

her: normal as in, not me

me: well, that's a pretty broad group.

her: ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jesseac
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2014
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My friends Dad hit me with a great one last night

I was talking about how I studied abroad in Italy with my girlfriend

Me: Actually my girlfriend studied abroad too Friends Dad: No. She did a foreign study while you studied a broad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renniem108
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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Studying Abroad

This is a conversation with two of my friends in college. Friend 2 is showing some true dad material already.

Friend 1: "I really want to go study abroad in Europe"

Friend 2: Study Abroad?? Who's the broad?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forcefx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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Studying abroad

I was talking to my dad about the possibility of traveling to another country and studying abroad. When I asked him if he's ever studied abroad he replied, "I've studied many broads."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarryEyedLepus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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I think I want to study abroad...

Dad: I studied abroad. Mon: Really? Dad: Yeah. I studied lots of broads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bstiles0
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2016
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Studying abroad

Me: "Yeah, his girlfriend will be studying abroad for a year."

Dad: "Which broad will she be studying?"

.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shakeblake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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