Let's taco bout it!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Great-Excuse
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Now that's what I'm talkin bout
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tarlungs110466
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Need a Punny name for upcoming Roller Derby Bout.

Theme is Mexican food and my last name is Bean. I know the possibilities are endless but I want something perfect.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beaniebabiee94
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Those criminals 'bout to be BUSted
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ash92596
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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How bout that? P.s. not an original photo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theunderscoreKing
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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I don’t want to taco bout it.

(Taco breaks) I don’t want to Taco bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loganfal1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,

It was just a brief discussion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aplikante011
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Did you here a bout the guy who died of a viagra overdose.

They couldn't close his casket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kiddiediddler69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I asked my son what he wanted to be for Halloween. He didn’t want to taco bout it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichyCigars
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OnlyHereForLOLs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2017
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When you get into an argument about seeds and nuts " I'll cashew outside how bout dah"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yojitsu93
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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My frozen pizza came out bent. Taco bout funny looking.

https://imgur.com/gallery/LLX4m

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RNNNG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread.

But they had naan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Boss: Tell me about suzanne Me: *takes a drag of cigarette* ah, the one that got away

Boss: You're a zoo keeper, none of them should get away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwifty98
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What did the angry nut say to the other nut?

Cashew outside how bout dat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pstonier
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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I don't mean to brag, but...

cashiers are always checking me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladipus223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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If you change word "Love" to "Lunch", you can totally change the meaning of a lot of songs.

All You Need Is Lunch

Do You Believe In Life After Lunch

Lunch In An Elevator

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SplashbackDeuce
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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What do you call two dudes who love math?

Algebros

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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What did the taco say to the depressed donut?

Taco: Want to taco bout it? Donut: I donut know what to say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/L0stRobot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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Scoop Dogg
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Musical-Comic-69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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After attempting for five hours to get this fence post to stand upright, I've finally realized

This is a shit post

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πŸ‘€︎ u/5lash3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2019
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I used to know the name of a dessert where you pour espresso over a scoop of ice cream.

But affogato 'bout it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Who is Meghan Trainor’s favorite Paw Patrol Pup?

She is all about that Chase, bout that Chase, no Rubble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwssoccer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I got fired from my job at the bank today.

An old lady came in and asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoSparky14
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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This story is about a man called Trevor, and his obsession with tractors.

Trevor loved tractors. And I mean, really loved tractors. Forget any obsessions or high-level interests you may have, chances are they pale in the face of Trevor’s love for tractors.

Every day Trevor would get up, in his tractor-themed bedroom in his tractor-themed house, with its tractor-themed wallpaper and tractor-themed carpets, and he would make his bed with its tractor-themed duvet and tractor-themed sheets. He would go downstairs in his tractor-themed pajamas into his tractor-themed kitchen, with its tractor-themed tiles and cupboards, and he would eat his breakfast while perusing the latest tractor-themed magazine or annual.

Trevors’s degree in Agricultural Engineering hung on his living room wall, along with a copy of his thesis, which centred around (you guessed it) tractors. The living room was decorated with all sorts of tractor-related trinkets, including die-cast models, paintings and drawings.

The hedges in Trevor’s front garden were trimmed in the shape of tractors. His lawn was vividly decorated with tractor-driving garden gnomes, and his garden furniture was constructed from various parts from vintage tractor designs.

Trevor just had one thing missing from his otherwise tractor-centric life; he had never actually owned, nor driven, a real tractor.

Not for his lack of trying, of course. Trevor had been to many tractor shows over the years, and visited many farms with friends of his, but none of the tractors he had seen had ever been quite right. Trevor was so knowledgeable about tractors that every single one he had come across had possessed some hidden trait that he wasn’t keen on. His first experience of driving a real tractor had to be perfect.

One day, Trevor was flicking through one of his favourite publications, Powertrain Quarterly, when there was a knock at the door. Trevor answered, and it was his friend and fellow tractor enthusiast, Jeff.

Trevor welcomed Jeff in, and over tea and crumpets served on tractor-themed crockery, they discussed the merits of aluminium drawbars and front-end loaders. Eventually Trevor pressed Jeff to explain the reason for his visit.

β€œWell” said Jeff, β€œAs I’m sure you know the convention comes to town later”.

The convention. Trevor had been thinking of little else the past three weeks. The neighbouring town annually threw a convention for farmers, particularly farmyard machinery. There would be combine harvesters, lawnmowers, and of course, tractors.

β€œYes of course” replied Trevor

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The almighty Treelon Husk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/milkmakesyoufart
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Finally decided to talk to my therapist about my fear of Mexican food.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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These days everyone seems to be going for progressiveness until it comes to something they really care about.

& hence I don't care 'bout anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Droyk
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What does a vegan priest say?

Lettuce pray.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fluffy91021
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Necks
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madismom09
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2018
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I just got kicked out of karaoke night for singing "Danger Zone" six times in a row...

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2017
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Who takes pictures of dogs?

Pupperazzi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noelrv
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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I just got a car from Lee's Morning Motors.

Yea, you heard. I got a car from Lee-AM Nissan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AirwaveRaptor
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I named my printer Bob Marley

It's always jammin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/filmfarceur
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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What do you call a waving pepper?

A Hola-peno

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πŸ‘€︎ u/19thCreator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2015
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How many lumberjacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

'Bout tree fellers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KoronaSenpai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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my buddy’s sad after getting fired from taco bell, so being a caring friend i asked if he wanted to

taco bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seegerts86
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Once there was a man who owned an orchard. He grew lots of things. Apples, pears, cherries, peaches, oranges and lemons.

The stonefruit was almost ready for harvest when he was hit with a bout of laryngitis that left him unable to talk. Despite the doctors orders for bed rest, he went into the orchard early one morning to find all of his mature peach trees had been stolen. He was peachless."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KatWayward
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What did the ref say when the boxers showed up late to the match?

It's a bout time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brzostek
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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What did one emotional taco say to the other emotional taco

Can we just TACO bout it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangyougotme
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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