What do you call a knight that’s afraid to fight ?
How does a vegetable win a fight ?
I got into this huge fight with my chiropractor half way through my neck massage.
Now I have to keep looking over my shoulder.
Never pick a fight with a music teacher
You may think it’s A minor offense, but the punishment could B major
I’m a really short guy, and I always seem to pick fights over nothing
It’s hard trying to be the bigger person!
My grand father always said "fight Fire with Fire".
He was a great man but a terrible Fireman
Don't bring cheese to a sword fight.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?
He got the stuffing knocked out of him!
What do you call a bird that fights?
Don't fight with me over chocolate
I am not someone to be truffled with!
There was a fight in the fish and chip shop
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
I got into a Scrabble letter throwing fight...
It was all fun and games, until someone lost an i
There was a big fight at the campground last night.
I got into an argument with a midget and he wanted a fight
But I refused because I was the bigger man
What did the sword say to the shield after their fight last night?
Two drunk guys were about to get into a fight, when one draws a line in the dirt and slurs, “If you cross this, I’ll hit you in the face.”
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?
What does an Italian say if he wants to start a fight?
(hand posture) you wanna pizza me?
Why did the rooster lose the fight?
Because he was way too cocky.
I once got into a bar fight with the number 1. His friends 3, 5, 7, and 9 showed up to help him.
The odds were against me.
It's the thrill of the fight
Did you hear about the fight at the fish and chip shop?
Five fish got battered and a bunch of chips were a-salted.
The numbers 19 and 20 got into a fight
My girlfriend and I just had a fight. She has locked herself in the bathroom for an hour and still hasn't left.
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
Why don't vegans fight for human rights?
Because they don't like beef.
Two guys lined up to fight each other.
Never challenge Death to a pillow fight
Unless you’re prepared to handle the reaper cushions
The biggest celeb i met while grocery shopping! Dude lost a lotta weight since Fight Club.
I had a fight with a father last night.. only thing is he was a tree
I joined a fight club with baking
I need to be kneed while I knead
While playing Mortal Kombat in Sweden, what does the announcer say at the end of a fight?
Never fight a dinosaur
You will get jurasskicked
My friend is annoyed because his dog keeps trying to pick fights with dogs five times his size.
I told him he shouldn’t have adopted that Cocky Spaniel.
What fruit belongs in water fights?
Hitchcock, Spielberg, Nolan and Scorsese get into a knife fight
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
What happened when the guitars got in a fight?
What happened to Batman when he got into a fight?
What do you call an Irishman trying to break up a fight?
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
Did you hear that there was a big fight down at the fish and chips shop
The fish got battered and the chips got assaulted
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight ?
What do you call a knight who is afraid to fight?
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