Bear walks into a bar. Bartender says - β€œwhat’ll you have?” Bear says β€œI’ll have a beer......... and...................... um.............. a bourbon.” Bartender says β€œalright. Say what’s with the big pause?”

Bear says β€œoh these? I was born with em.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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A guy walks into a Bourbon street bar and asks for a Corona and two Hurricanes.

Bartender says: that’ll be $20.20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GilreanEstel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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A rich occultist tells his Butler to get him some aged bourbon

He summoned spirits of long ago

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukurslf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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A Jim Beam warehouse caught fire, destroying 40,000 barrels of bourbon. Warehouse workers were reported to be in "low spirits."

Seriously though, terrible loss.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/relativelyben
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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I was going to start a bourbon company,

but I heard it's whiskey buisness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkorchids
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2018
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Fun whiskey fact: when creating Buffalo Trace bourbon, the first couple of attempts were complete failures. They even went so far as to destroy all records of the early products

which is why you never hear about Buffalo Uno or Buffalo Dos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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Looking for a movie to watch, might watch it solely for the bourbon joke... youtu.be/0g1BiM1iuCA?t=2m…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfgame
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Badum tss
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bett3r
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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They say there's a cryptid by the train station that drinks American whiskey late at night

But I'm sure that's just a bourbon legend.

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Why did the whisky divorce the glass?

Their marriage was on the rocks!

(Thank you u/VadJag for encouraging me to post this again!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KairuSmairukon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2020
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An alcoholic is trying to decide where to live

He finally settles on a su-bourbon area

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dragonslayer2689
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Old Fashioned

Some might call it old fashioned but I enjoy my bourbon with a dash of bitters and a sugar cube

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iFuJ
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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Why is the French Revolution just like Prohibition?

They both got rid of Bourbon!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Franklin413
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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My roommate tried to become a dad

Four of us were just sitting around, sipping on some whiskey.

Friend: "I went to YardHouse the other day with my coworkers and got some good bourbon. Man is burned so bad."

Roommate: "You mean burnbon?"

We just sat around in silence and looked at each other for two minutes before sighing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uldyr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2016
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A Polar Bear Walks Into a Bar...

My Dad's favorite joke:

A polar bear walks into a bar and sits on a stool. The barkeep asks him, "What'll it be?" The polar bear says, "I'll have a scotch......................... and a bourbon" The barkeep asks, "what's with the big pause?" The polar bear answers, "I was born with them!"

[cue groan track]

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UnicornRancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2013
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Cross-cultural Dad joked my co-workers...

My coworker got back from the Essence Festival in New Orleans today and was sharing about it in a group of 4 black people and myself (pretty white). Her: Bourbon st. is so overrated, we just went back to the apartment at 1:30 when some fools started shooting. Me: What? Why'd you leave just when the party started poppin'!?

Groans and laughs were had by all...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlatypusJake
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2014
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So my pregnant fiancΓ© got me. I'm supposed to be the one dad joking!

She was a little bitter because I had a cocktail and she can't because she's pregnant. She asked me what it was.

Me: "It's bourbon, ginger beer and lime. It's called a Kentucky Mule."

Her: "Does it taste like ASS?!?!?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shewter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2014
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I want to start a bourbon company...

But it is a whiskey business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoopWho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2017
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