An Arrrrgasm
It twerks
I guess you could say its arson
She must have called in thick
Loudest fart I ever heard
It was a catastrophe.
A twerkey?
He didn't want to lose his booty
I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.
CCCCCCC
He has a Yarr! sale
You’re booty-ful!
Thanks to my 9-year old daughter for that one!
Because they’re hauling booty
The living room!
My 9-yr old son just told me this out of nowhere whilst I was cooking, and I couldn’t be more proud of him!
To hide his booty!
Because booty calls
A sunken chest with no booty.
They’re always hollering “a vast bootie!!!”
Because they always bring doubloons!
I'm getting sick of all the booty calls
It was the booty calls.
Dad: You'd think it would be the arrrrm, but he's rather fond of the booty!
A booty trap.
I stopped him and said, "Son, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was studying books by the light of the fireplace."
He considered that for a moment before replying, "Yeah, well, when Abe Lincoln was your age, he was The President of the United States."
I didn't know she sold any!
Aye matey
That's what holds his booty
(Booty Judge)
I'm sure it'll raise your spirits
1 baby looks over at the other and says, "I'm a little boy, how about you?" The other baby says, "A boy? How do you know?" The first baby whips back his blankey, points down, and says, "See! Blue booties!"
It’s rated AARRRRGH because of all the booty!
A tiYARRa. 👑
They put them in the hold and, as it was fair weather, didn't strap them down.
However, as they sailed on, they hit a storm, the ship knocked back and forth.
The captain went down to check on the treasure to find it sliding around the deck.
As a crewman asked how bad it was, the captain replied...
"Booty! Booty! Booty! Booty! Rocking everywhere!"
[This is probably my worst joke yet]
You hope they don't answer, you can even hang up after 1 ring.
They text you the next morning 'what's up?'
You text 'Oh, I didn't realize I called you, must have been a butt dial.'
You text 'I guess you didn't answer huh?'
You text 'You must have known.... it was a booty call.'
An Arrrgasm!
She must have called in thicc
