Booty Call Puns

Loudest fart I ever heard

A twerkey?

When I was in the army this shorty would ring me to hook up... I guess you could say it was the call of booty

Arrrrrrlene

I swear it’s the only booty call I’ve ever made.

Because booty calls

I'm getting sick of all the booty calls

It was the booty calls.

You hope they don't answer, you can even hang up after 1 ring.

They text you the next morning 'what's up?'

You text 'Oh, I didn't realize I called you, must have been a butt dial.'

You text 'I guess you didn't answer huh?'

You text 'You must have known.... it was a booty call.'

So, we had been texting, when I get a call from her, only to realize that it was an unintentional call.

>Me: I think you just butt-dialed me..

>Her: Are you insinuating that I booty called you?

I died laughing. I think this could go somewhere...

We were talking about the topic of phone calls when one of my friends says Friend: I butt dial people all of the time. Me: So technically, you always make booty calls... Rest of the car: groan