You know what really makes my blood boil?!

Crematoriums.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eternal_Punshine
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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I’m ready to share my Grandma’s special Gold soup recipe: first you boil the water,

... then add 24 carrots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PileOfThoughts
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What do you get when you boil funny bones?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2021
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Baby-Soft-Elbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The Doc is giving away treatments to remove boils at no cost

He's a freelancer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dvd86er
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2021
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My dad, who can not cook to save his life, after failing to boil eggs:

To my mom: hey honey, are these hardboiled eggs? There more like hard-to-boil eggs. Hahaha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Meddream99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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A dermatologist who treats boils without charging...

...would be a freelancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InexactDuplicate
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What makes oil boil?

The letter β€˜b’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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If you boil a clown…

… is it considered laughing stock?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlGeee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Why did the chef boil a shoe?

He was making sole food

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_Is
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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A watched pot never boils...

The water does.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyMyFellowDudes
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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What do you say when water boils and dies?

You'll be mist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kahan_hoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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If you boil a funnybone...

You get a laughingstock.

Which is humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineersAnon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatotime00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Does "The Mandate of Heaven" essentially boil down to a Call-it-fate Caliphate?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Electronicwaffle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanPitza
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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What do two people have when they both like to boil leaves in water, add milk, and put it into the freezer?

Solid-dairy-tea!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legitimate_Lynx
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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My wife asked me to boil the kettel

I told her it would be easier to just boil the water inside of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/epic123222
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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You know that expression "a watched pot never boils"?

Because when you watch it, you put it under pressure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thenolanful
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timesuck47
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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Why do autobody repair shops boil their pasta for 45 minutes?

Because they don’t like it all denty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surgicalfunnel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It turns into a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScatteredPayback
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

Now that’s humerus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dooniel5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What happens when you boil a funny bone?

It becomes a laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shishir-nsane
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What do you get if you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes laughing stock. Now that's humerous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASMRMajor
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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If you boil a funny bone what does it become?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcaneWizard1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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You know what really makes my blood boil?

The vacuum of space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaCaton
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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If you boil a funny bone

It becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irishbastard87
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That’s very humerus.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/htimsmith
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.

...that's humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock

That’s humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PositivityPhD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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If you boil a funny bone....

It becomes a laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock......that’s humerus
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tea_with_Becca
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leadfootliam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alex_kristian
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananasplitz14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus .

That's humerus .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skynetdyne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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What do you get when you boil your funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingbrannyh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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What do you get when a boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountZachkula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/XDADDYTHRASHERX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock. Come on, that is humerus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JadedByEntropy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

Laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KnitOneSipTwo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

A laughing stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jgudnas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you get when you boil a funny bone?

You get a laughing stock! #Now that’s humerus!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oldmate81
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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If you boil a funny bone ...

... does it become a laughing stock?

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2019
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When you boil a funny bone...

...it becomes a laughing stock!

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