I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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Bohemian Rhapsody
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Dad has a ghost that wakes him at night with Bohemian folk music.

He thinks it's a polkageist.

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So I just downloaded a copy of the Queen movie Bohemian Rhapsody.

I think it was filmed in the theatre though as I see a little silhouetto of a man...

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Downloaded a pirated copy of the Bohemian Rhapsody. Quality is really bad though. Low res. Dark. Blurry.

I see a little silhouetto of a man.

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When Edgar Allan Poe was growing up, his nickname was Bohemian Rhapsody

he's just a Poe boy from a Poe family

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A recent study shows that watching Bohemian Rhapsody multiple times might not be good for your health.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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If you watch Bohemian Rhapsody too many times, it might cause damage to your nervous system.

Because of the unusually high Mercury content.

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What did the members of ABBA say to Mr. Aykroyd when they wanted to hear Bohemian Rhapsody at karaoke night?

Dan, sing Queen!

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A bohemian man finishes his dinner in a Slavic restaurant.

Thr waiter comes by and the Bohemian says,"Czech please."

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What’s always on in a Bohemian-made car?

The Czech engine light.

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I went for an interview. They said, β€œCan you perform under pressure?”

I said β€œI’m not sure about that but I can have a good crack at Bohemian Rhapsody”

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No escape from reality
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Cake Day puns
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My future boss asked if i could perform under pressure.

I said "No, but I can do a great Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure?

No, but I can give Bohemian Rhapsody a go.

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Interviewer: Can you perform under pressure

Me: I don’t know about that but I can take a stab at Bohemian Rhapsody

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Soda pressing
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I had a job interview recently and They asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said that I don't know that one, but I could take a shot at Bohemian Rhapsody.

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I married my girlfriend from Prague.

Czechmate.

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[Request] Tubas and Classic Rock

Every year for the past few years, I’ve written music for a tuba ensemble for a summer band camp. Last year’s music was titled β€œTubaChristmas in July,” which had β€œHallelujah” by Pentatonix, β€œCarol of the Bells,” β€œYou’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch,” and β€œHave Yourself a Merry TubaChristmas.” This year I’m about 90% sure we’re doing rock/classic rock. So far I have β€œBohemian Rhapsody” by Queen, β€œPaint It, Black” by The Rolling Stones, β€œLivin’ on a Prayer” by Bon Jovi, β€œDon’t Stop Believin’” by Journey, and some fifth song I haven’t chosen yet (BTW I’m open to song ideas).

I need a pun that mixes Tuba with Rock or with Classic Rock. Similar to how TubaChristmas in July doesn’t include song names, but you know it’s Christmas music on tubas.

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I bought my nephew a collection of hip-hop songs from Czechoslovakia.

It's a Bohemian Rap CD.

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Few people know Queen used to make hip hop tracks.

They had all sorts of bohemian Rap CDs.

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"No, that's..."

My dad used to play a game with me and my brother that was, in effect, an extended dad joke.

The "beginner" version, when I was younger, was when I would be talking about something, my dad would intentionally misinterpret it so that we could correct him. The objective being to keep up the misinterpretation in as long of a chain as possible.

Me: "Dad! Top Gun is on TV!"

Dad: "Doesn't that movie have that whiny folk singer on the radio in it?"

Me: "...No, dad, that's Tom Petty, not Tom Cruise."

Dad: "Oh, I thought he was Rosanne Barr's husband?"

Me: "No, dad, that's Tom Arnold, not Tom Petty."

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..."

Later, once I figured it out, we moved to "advanced mode", where we skip the "correction" and just prove that you catch the reference by making another error in response.

Dad: "Oh. I thought he was that golfer..." (Arnold Palmer)

Me: "...wait, I thought that was the victim in Twin Peaks?" (Laura Palmer)

Dad: "...no, you're thinking of the lady who was the actress in Jurassic Park." (Laura Dern)

And so on. Did anyone else's dad's do something like this? Or any current dads? I currently play a version of this with my wife where she'll put on the radio and I'll intentionally misinterpret the artist. (Queen's Bohemian Rhapsody is playing, I comment to the effect of "God, I love Styx. Such a great song.")

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Vanilla Ice sampled David Bowie and Queen on "Ice Ice Baby".

If he sampled them for an entire album, it would be a...

Bohemian Rhapsody Bowie mean rap CD

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If there was a city of nothing but hip hop artists where all of the residents were informal or unconventional, promoting new age ideals...

it would be a bohemian rap city.

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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row, and now I feel a little sick.

It must be the high Mercury content.

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I watched Bohemian Rhapsody three times in a row and now I feel a little sick.

Must be the high Mercury content.

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Employer: Can you perform under pressure?

Me: No, but I can try Bohemian Rhapsody

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My interviewer asked if I could preform under pressure.

I said no, but I can do a good Bohemian Rhapsody

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I went for a job interview the other day.

They asked, "Can you perform under pressure?"

I said, "No, but I can perform Bohemian Rhapsody."

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Job interview

At a recent job interview I was asked "Can you perform under pressure?"

I said "Unfortunately not, but I know the words to Bohemian Rhapsody."

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Under pressure

At a recent job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said "I don't know that one but I can have a crack at Bohemian Rhapsody."

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At a job interview I was asked if I could perform under pressure.

I said I could, but I'd be more comfortable playing Bohemian Rhapsody.

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