Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other

β€œDo you know how to drive this thing?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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I own a fish that can talk.

I asked him, "What lights up your night?"

He said " Blub"

Sorry, he's a bit dyslexic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Allgen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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What did the fish say before commiting murder?

I'm gonna GILL you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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2 Soldiers are in a tank one says to the other...

2 Soldiers are in a tank one says to the other " Blub Blub"

2 fish are in a tank one says to the other " You take the wheel, I'll man the gun"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedLuckyBlock
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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What do you call Nsync underwater?

Nsunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/angry-toast
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2018
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A whale walks into a bar...

This come courtesy of my wife

A whale walks into a bar, as soon as the bartender sees him he starts yelling at him, we don't serve your kind here, get out! So the whale leaves and resolves to change things, he goes to college, gets his business degree and buys the bar he was thrown out of. He hires the same bartender and kept everything the same. He walks into the bar, now the proud owner, and again the bartender see him. What can I get you boss the bartender asks nervously. The whale pauses shortly as if contemplating, he then opens his mouth and says, blub blub blub because whales can't talk.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGlymps
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2018
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says

How the heck do we drive this thing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorM1911
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Two fish are in a tank....

One says to the other, β€œYou know how to drive this thing?”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Two goldfish are in a tank...

One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Two goldfish are in a tank

One says to the other: β€œDo you know how to drive this thing?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlashHash
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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if fish could talk, what would they say?

blub blub blub blub blub

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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